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Probability that Jesus was God

Poll: Probability Jesus was God (or son of) compared to probability Sauron existed
This poll is closed.
Much more likely Jesus was god
0%
 0 0%
More likely Jesus was god
11.76%
 2 11.76%
About the same
35.29%
 6 35.29%
Less likely Jesus was God
11.76%
 2 11.76%
Much less likely Jesus was god
41.18%
 7 41.18%
Total 17 vote(s) 100%
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Probability that Jesus was God
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RE: Probability that Jesus was God
July 9, 2015 at 10:52 am (This post was last modified: July 9, 2015 at 11:05 am by Anomalocaris.)
Probability that Jesus was God?


Zero.    


Or so close to zero as to make absolutely no difference whatsoever,   and would absolutely have been taken to be Metaphysically indistinguishable from zero were this the probability about anything but a infantile wet diaper rag of a fantasy.
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#22
RE: Probability that Jesus was God
July 9, 2015 at 10:53 am
(July 9, 2015 at 1:53 am)Minimalist Wrote: Who's Sauron?

Sauron is nonexistent, like god, but has way more style and coolness.
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RE: Probability that Jesus was God
July 9, 2015 at 11:07 am
And a fucken big eye on a stick.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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#24
RE: Probability that Jesus was God
July 9, 2015 at 11:53 am
I never read Tolkien.  Couldn't get into it.
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#25
RE: Probability that Jesus was God
July 9, 2015 at 11:58 am
But jesus is even less likely.
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RE: Probability that Jesus was God
July 9, 2015 at 3:29 pm
(July 9, 2015 at 11:07 am)Stimbo Wrote: And a fucken big eye on a stick.

At least that would be a Holy Spirit right to fear.
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#27
RE: Probability that Jesus was God
July 9, 2015 at 9:36 pm
(July 9, 2015 at 3:29 pm)Chuck Wrote:
(July 9, 2015 at 11:07 am)Stimbo Wrote: And a fucken big eye on a stick.

At least that would be a Holy Spirit right to fear.

Plus you'd always know when he was watching you masturbate.
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RE: Probability that Jesus was God
July 9, 2015 at 9:44 pm
I give it the same possibility as me being the goddess Freja.

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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RE: Probability that Jesus was God
July 9, 2015 at 10:21 pm
(July 9, 2015 at 11:53 am)Mi nimalist Wrote: I never read Tolkien.  Couldn't get into it.

But you "got" the bible!
Right, (walks backwards slowly whilst still struggling a fake smile)  

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RE: Probability that Jesus was God
July 9, 2015 at 10:35 pm
(July 9, 2015 at 9:44 pm)Beccs Wrote: I give it the same possibility as me being the goddess Freja.

I don't.  You might actually exist.  So you might be something or other.  But nonexistent things aren't anything.

I also seem to recall something about you liking cats.  And you may be female.  So maybe you are Freja....

I think you underestimate the possibility that you are Freja.  That seems more believable to me than either story told in the OP.

All hail Freja!

"A wise man ... proportions his belief to the evidence."
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