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JESUS < 69
July 19, 2015 at 10:36 pm
(July 19, 2015 at 9:59 pm)JesusHChrist Wrote: Can we PLEASE get back to mocking Jesus? Please?

Ok how's this for mockery?
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RE: JESUS < 69
July 19, 2015 at 10:37 pm
that's hot!
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RE: JESUS < 69
July 19, 2015 at 11:16 pm
That's disgusting! I'm with Cath on this.
I bet one of those heathens in the pic is cleaning the others "feet" with one of his hands!
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RE: JESUS < 69
July 20, 2015 at 10:54 am
(July 19, 2015 at 10:36 pm)KUSA Wrote:
(July 19, 2015 at 9:59 pm)JesusHChrist Wrote: Can we PLEASE get back to mocking Jesus? Please?

Ok how's this for mockery?
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8 out of 10 for style.
10 out of 10 for blasphemy.
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JESUS < 69
July 20, 2015 at 7:58 pm
Man if I can get a 10 out of 10 for blasphemy without talking shit about the holey ghost I did pretty good.
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RE: JESUS < 69
July 20, 2015 at 8:05 pm
(July 19, 2015 at 10:36 pm)KUSA Wrote:
(July 19, 2015 at 9:59 pm)JesusHChrist Wrote: Can we PLEASE get back to mocking Jesus? Please?

Ok how's this for mockery?
[Image: 44a9f589dbad89360131eb5a271ce601.jpg]


Somehow I feel like Jesus is bottom in this relationship.

I don't know why. Huh
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RE: JESUS < 69
July 20, 2015 at 8:06 pm
(July 20, 2015 at 8:05 pm)Spooky Wrote:
(July 19, 2015 at 10:36 pm)KUSA Wrote: Ok how's this for mockery?
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Somehow I feel like Jesus is bottom in this relationship.

I don't know why. Huh

Because he loves getting nailed? Devil
"I was thirsty for everything, but blood wasn't my style" - Live, "Voodoo Lady"
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JESUS < 69
July 20, 2015 at 8:17 pm
Is it me or does the devil look a bit like Mr Spock?
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RE: JESUS < 69
July 20, 2015 at 8:33 pm
That last statement was illogical!
(Raises eyebrow)
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JESUS < 69
July 20, 2015 at 8:42 pm
(July 20, 2015 at 8:33 pm)ignoramus Wrote: That last statement was illogical!
(Raises eyebrow)

I don't know. I think Mr. Spock would pack some ass if he was on the Pon Farr.
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