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JESUS < 69
#81
RE: JESUS < 69
No way. Jesus is a top. Right after this photo was taken, he gave his spermin on the mount.



I'm so sorry.
I can't remember where this verse is from, I think it got removed from canon:

"I don't hang around with mostly men because I'm gay. It's because men are better than women. Better trained, better equipped...better. Just better! I'm not gay."

For context, this is the previous verse:

"Hi Jesus" -robvalue
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#82
RE: JESUS < 69
(July 20, 2015 at 8:55 pm)Exian Wrote: No way. Jesus is a top. Right after this photo was taken, he gave his spermin on the mount.



I'm so sorry.

You're not sorry at all, are you!
Now go do Mary 10 times!
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
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#83
JESUS < 69
(July 20, 2015 at 8:55 pm)Exian Wrote: No way. Jesus is a top. Right after this photo was taken, he gave his spermin on the mount.



I'm so sorry.

That's good! [emoji2] You get a Mega Kudos for that.

Spermin on the Mount. Holy Fuck!
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#84
RE: JESUS < 69
I did it!
I can't remember where this verse is from, I think it got removed from canon:

"I don't hang around with mostly men because I'm gay. It's because men are better than women. Better trained, better equipped...better. Just better! I'm not gay."

For context, this is the previous verse:

"Hi Jesus" -robvalue
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#85
RE: JESUS < 69
(July 20, 2015 at 8:59 pm)ignoramus Wrote:
(July 20, 2015 at 8:55 pm)Exian Wrote: No way. Jesus is a top. Right after this photo was taken, he gave his spermin on the mount.



I'm so sorry.

You're not sorry at all, are you!
Now go do Mary 10 times!

Ha first time I read this, my brain corrected the order and added "hail".
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#86
RE: JESUS < 69
There is evidence in the New Testament text (in the Gospel of John to be precise) that Jesus was portrayed in having homosexual relations with teenage boys. This all consistent with a portrayal of Jesus (in the Gospel of John) being being a classical Greek teacher complete with a school of teenage disciples.

http://debunkingchristianity.blogspot.co...ch-of.html
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#87
RE: JESUS < 69
I can't remember where this verse is from, I think it got removed from canon:

"I don't hang around with mostly men because I'm gay. It's because men are better than women. Better trained, better equipped...better. Just better! I'm not gay."

For context, this is the previous verse:

"Hi Jesus"
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#88
RE: JESUS < 69
(July 16, 2015 at 6:58 pm)Catholic_Lady Wrote: But since it was done for the sole purpose of mocking me personally 

Was it really, or are you just paranoid?
"Never trust a fox. Looks like a dog, behaves like a cat."
~ Erin Hunter
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#89
RE: JESUS < 69
(July 21, 2015 at 2:47 am)robvalue Wrote: I can't remember where this verse is from, I think it got removed from canon:

"I don't hang around with mostly men because I'm gay. It's because men are better than women. Better trained, better equipped...better. Just better! I'm not gay."

For context, this is the previous verse:

"Hi Jesus"

Hahaha Goddamnit, it's too early to be laughing this hard.
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#90
RE: JESUS < 69
Catholic lady offends me in the same way a KKK member offends a black person just by wearing the garb.
He knows that the men and women under the white sheets ascribe to evil and denigrating beliefs about him.
In the same way, Catholic_Lady believes that we are worthy of the most horrendous fiery hell imaginable because we can't see the logical reason to believe in such a story. She believes that we choose not to believe in her kool-aid story instead of us being UNABLE to believe it because of our intelligence.
Find the cure for Fundementia!
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