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Evolution
July 24, 2015 at 7:56 am
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RE: Evolution
July 24, 2015 at 8:06 am
How else would it have held that apple?
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RE: Evolution
July 24, 2015 at 12:56 pm
(This post was last modified: July 24, 2015 at 1:00 pm by Pyrrho.)
In its mouth, obviously:
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Or it could balance it on its tail:
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Or it could wrap its body around an apple. Legs are not necessary for snakes.
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RE: Evolution
July 24, 2015 at 1:38 pm
(July 24, 2015 at 8:06 am)Gawdzilla Wrote: How else would it have held that apple?
duh it levitated it with its evil satan eyes
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RE: Evolution
July 24, 2015 at 2:17 pm
It wasn't revealed in the Bible, so it cannot be true. Or so they claim.
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RE: Evolution
July 24, 2015 at 3:54 pm
(July 24, 2015 at 1:38 pm)TRJF Wrote: (July 24, 2015 at 8:06 am)Gawdzilla Wrote: How else would it have held that apple?
duh it levitated it with its evil satan eyes
Nononononononononono.
Aliens.
(I feel I got to up my hair gave if I'm gonna keep making that joke....)
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RE: Evolution
July 25, 2015 at 8:56 am
(July 24, 2015 at 2:17 pm)orogenicman Wrote: It wasn't revealed in the Bible, so it cannot be true. Or so they claim.
"Now we need to put on our God Glasses, so we see God's Truth clearly and with the baggage of modern society. When we do that we can see clearly that it isn't in the Bible because it doesn't fucking matter. So sit down and shut the fuck up, kid, or I'm stomp a mud puddle in your ass."
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RE: Evolution
July 25, 2015 at 9:02 am
Yeah, Drippy posted that before. Obviously in the name of debunking evolution, or to use his words, pooping on the ones, who have believed differently. I can only say, it does nothing to make me less convinced of evolution. Quite the contrary, actually.
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RE: Evolution
July 25, 2015 at 9:20 am
Yeah, I saw his post last night. Usual crap, nothing new.
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RE: Evolution
August 2, 2015 at 12:01 am
Come on guys that fossil was obviously placed there by god to test our faith.
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