How to sound like an Online New Atheist

[IATIA]

Simply put, there are no new arguments as the theists have presented no new information. Theists believe mythology is fact and atheists know better.

[omnomnom]

Simply put, there are no new arguments as the theists have presented no new information. Theists believe mythology is fact and atheists know better.

Arrogance. Ah, so you're one of those dudes who know better than 90% of the world. You are a very nice tolerant person whose better than stupid old me. Reminds me of this

[abaris]

And you think, you're fitting the bill? Only going by your post record, of course.

[robvalue]

1. "Atheism is not a belief." - correct
2. "There is no evidence for God's existence" - correct
3. "Tooth fairy... Spaghetti Monster..." - yes, these are no more stupid than gods
4. "Evolution is PROVEN" - correct, insofar as science proves anything, it doesn't deal with asbolute certainty
5. "God might exist. Atheism is equal to agnosticism." - this is you not understanding terms
6. "God doesn't exist." - gnostic atheism, not default atheism
7. "Well, then who made God." - valid objection
8. "Atheism is to faith, as healthy is to disease." - incoherent strawman
9. "Science says..." (In other words, they mean atheism says) - strawman
10. "Straw man. We don't believe everything came from nothing... Quantum vacuum." - incoherent strawman
11. *Speaking for all atheists*. - strawman
12. "Religion is evil." - strawman
13. "There is a lot of suffering in the world.... therefore God does not exist." - incorrect understanding and strawman
14. "Religious people are delusional." - strawman
15. "The Bible supports rape, slavery, genocide..." - correct
16. "Hitler is a Christian" - he's not alive anymore, and yes, he was
17. "Being atheist means that you do good without the intention of reward." - strawman
18. "Hindus worship cows." (This... is shit stupid.) - what the fuck?
19. *I know more about religion than you.* - generally true
20. *If children pray its child abuse* - ignorant strawman
21. *You are brainwashed* - often true
22. *You are closed minded.* - often true
23. "You need education." - often true
24. "Religious people don't understand logic"(80% of the world are illogical) - strawman
25. "The reason why you have computers, and fucking doctors is because of science" (when science there means evolution or atheism. Tell that to my Hindu spinal surgeon) - correct, except your incoherent assumption about atheists
26. "If religion were eradicated then the whole world would be a better place"(Yup, good old Soviet Union.) - strawman
27. *Assumes everyone they talk to is a Christian* - strawman
28. "Jeebus."(idk why there's a huge anti-christianism in america) - incoherent
29. "Bigot" - correct, you are
30. "You need to go to a mental hospital if you think your imaginary God is speaking to you." - strawman
31. "god is imaginary" - almost certainly true
32. "You guys think there is an invisible dude in the sky" (I've only heard New atheists think this) - you heard some people say this
33. "Parents need to stop brainwashing their children into religion. That's why they think illogically." - why they think illogically about religion, yes
34. "That is simply NOT true." (and no reason why) - incoherent
35. "Straw Man" (and then keeps changing the definition) - pot meet kettle
36. "Buddhists are theists." (Actually, no I'm fcking not. Buddhism is a relative of Sanatanama Dharma "Be whatever you want. A great deal of us are actually atheists. I prefer to see it in more Hindu deist light though) - some Buddhists are theists
37. "Just because I'm not religious doesn't mean I'm not moral."(when the real argument was "new atheism does require or explain the need, origin, or use of morality.") - incoherent non sequitur
38. *Going off topic when its difficult and into tantrums* - have you even ever talked to an atheist?
39. *Throwing burden of proof away when it becomes to difficult* #Wellthenwhocreatedgod - you don't understand burden of proof
30. "That's abiogenesis, I'm talking about evolution. " (Um, the topic was atheism??) - incoherent strawman
31. "Atheism is not religious" (Our eatern atheism is. Me not included) - strawman
32. *Hates ex-atheists like me* - you talk like an asshole

I added some commentary. What a waste of time, but I enjoyed it.

[omnomnom]

And you think, you're fitting the bill? Only going by your post record, of course.

No. You're right I was an asshole too before so yeah sorry.

Here's a *hug*

Ah the smell of forgiveness and restored cordiality. I'm sorry for my assholism

Eveyone one of us being an asshole is inevitable. I'll do it again you know.

[Lemonvariable72]

Okay onom. What is the actual Buddhist reason you reject homosexuality?

[omnomnom]

1. "Atheism is not a belief." - correct
2. "There is no evidence for God's existence" - correct
3. "Tooth fairy... Spaghetti Monster..." - yes, these are no more stupid than gods
4. "Evolution is PROVEN" - correct, insofar as science proves anything, it doesn't deal with asbolute certainty
5. "God might exist. Atheism is equal to agnosticism." - this is you not understanding terms
6. "God doesn't exist." - gnostic atheism, not default atheism
7. "Well, then who made God." - valid objection
8. "Atheism is to faith, as healthy is to disease." - incoherent strawman
9. "Science says..." (In other words, they mean atheism says) - strawman
10. "Straw man. We don't believe everything came from nothing... Quantum vacuum." - incoherent strawman
11. *Speaking for all atheists*. - strawman
12. "Religion is evil." - strawman
13. "There is a lot of suffering in the world.... therefore God does not exist." - incorrect understanding and strawman
14. "Religious people are delusional." - strawman
15. "The Bible supports rape, slavery, genocide..." - correct
16. "Hitler is a Christian" - he's not alive anymore, and yes, he was
17. "Being atheist means that you do good without the intention of reward." - strawman
18. "Hindus worship cows." (This... is shit stupid.) - what the fuck?
19. *I know more about religion than you.* - generally true
20. *If children pray its child abuse* - ignorant strawman
21. *You are brainwashed* - often true
22. *You are closed minded.* - often true
23. "You need education." - often true
24. "Religious people don't understand logic"(80% of the world are illogical) - strawman
25. "The reason why you have computers, and fucking doctors is because of science" (when science there means evolution or atheism. Tell that to my Hindu spinal surgeon) - correct, except your incoherent assumption about atheists
26. "If religion were eradicated then the whole world would be a better place"(Yup, good old Soviet Union.) - strawman
27. *Assumes everyone they talk to is a Christian* - strawman
28. "Jeebus."(idk why there's a huge anti-christianism in america) - incoherent
29. "Bigot" - correct, you are
30. "You need to go to a mental hospital if you think your imaginary God is speaking to you." - strawman
31. "god is imaginary" - almost certainly true
32. "You guys think there is an invisible dude in the sky" (I've only heard New atheists think this) - you heard some people say this
33. "Parents need to stop brainwashing their children into religion. That's why they think illogically." - why they think illogically about religion, yes
34. "That is simply NOT true." (and no reason why) - incoherent
35. "Straw Man" (and then keeps changing the definition) - pot meet kettle
36. "Buddhists are theists." (Actually, no I'm fcking not. Buddhism is a relative of Sanatanama Dharma "Be whatever you want. A great deal of us are actually atheists. I prefer to see it in more Hindu deist light though) - some Buddhists are theists
37. "Just because I'm not religious doesn't mean I'm not moral."(when the real argument was "new atheism does require or explain the need, origin, or use of morality.") - incoherent non sequitur
38. *Going off topic when its difficult and into tantrums* - have you even ever talked to an atheist?
39. *Throwing burden of proof away when it becomes to difficult* #Wellthenwhocreatedgod - you don't understand burden of proof
30. "That's abiogenesis, I'm talking about evolution. " (Um, the topic was atheism??) - incoherent strawman
31. "Atheism is not religious" (Our eatern atheism is. Me not included) - strawman
32. *Hates ex-atheists like me* - you talk like an asshole

I added some commentary. What a waste of time, but I enjoyed it.

Me too. It's called a fucking survey about *some* new atheists. You don't need to get all offended over it.

[IATIA]

Ah, so you're one of those dudes who know better than 90% of the world.

So it would seem. Anyone that believes in god might as well believe in Santa and the Easter Bunny.

Tell me, why do you reject Zeus?

[omnomnom]

Okay onom. What is the actual Buddhist reason you reject homosexuality?

it just doesn't feel moral. To you whitr guys, gayism feels OK morally to you( idk European culture?). In India, (except for the temple owners and some of my friends), we don't go around fucking each other randomly (and especially same sex). Here in America, it became a moral mindblow to me. But hey, freedom is freedom, as long as your lifestyle is not effecting me, so go on, have some same-sex fuck. Supporting, chickening into, or doing something like that is bad energy being drained into me. I believe, based on one's net positive energy, you become reincarnated into what suits your changed conscience a few 100 cycles. And now American liberals are trying to force me into a downward slope. I don't want your morality rammed into my throat and make me go backward karmaticallh. I've already had enough problems in life. I don't want a shitty afterlife too and I need to make a stand.

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Ah, so you're one of those dudes who know better than 90% of the world.

So it would seem. Anyone that believes in god might as well believe in Santa and the Easter Bunny.

Tell me, why do you reject Zeus?

I actually don't reject Zeus. I think the Greeks actually met the the third kind. That third kind is higher vibrational being that we can observe in dreams and in out of body experience. Similar to New age stuff.... Longgggg explanation if you want.

[robvalue]

Wait a minute, I got him now.

He was getting excited about us "burning" which was an obvious reference to Christian/Muslim Hell. He should have said "I look forward to your reincarnation as an afflicted human/lower form of life.

Whoops, I looked into it and they do have a version of hell after all. Oh well. Just makes it more sick.