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RE: This Is Pure Fucking Genius!
July 27, 2015 at 4:39 pm
(July 27, 2015 at 3:16 pm)Minimalist Wrote: That's why it should be #1
Making it #1 wouldn't change the fact that a lot of people join forums without reading the rules first and only read the rules when someone calls them on breaking one of them.
(July 27, 2015 at 4:23 pm)Pyrrho Wrote: If there were such a rule and they did not read it, then it could be a lot of fun to bring it up in conversations with the religious, pointing out that they have irrevocably given over their souls to the devil.
That would be really fun.
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RE: This Is Pure Fucking Genius!
July 27, 2015 at 11:01 pm
If Satan is out, how about Anusius ??
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RE: This Is Pure Fucking Genius!
July 27, 2015 at 11:17 pm
However, we could simply decree that the mere act of eating peanut butter constitutes a contract selling one's soul to Satan. Muahaha.
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RE: This Is Pure Fucking Genius!
July 30, 2015 at 2:56 pm
(July 27, 2015 at 1:08 pm)Chad32 Wrote: Not sure what a contract would be for. All our souls belong to Satan by default, because we're all going to hell by default. You have to convert to the correct form of Abrahamic religion before you can get out of it.
Convert to the correct form or forum? I'm so confused (heh, heh)
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RE: This Is Pure Fucking Genius!
July 30, 2015 at 3:57 pm
Form. I don't know what a forum of Abrahamic religion is.
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RE: This Is Pure Fucking Genius!
July 30, 2015 at 8:40 pm
(July 27, 2015 at 3:10 pm)Clueless Morgan Wrote: (July 27, 2015 at 2:51 pm)Minimalist Wrote: I'm thinking that if we add clause #15 to the Rules...
"All forum members hereby agree to surrender their immortal souls to Lucifer, Beelzebub, The Prince of Darkness, whatever."
That might keep some of the nuttier ones from signing up in the first place.
In fact, maybe we should make it #1 and bump the others down because you know theists....short attention spans!
That's assuming they read the rules BEFORE they sign up for the forum 
Watching the dimmer bulbs in the box melt down when they realize they gave up their soul for the chance to post here would be truly entertaining.
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