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Happy Birthday Cthulhu!
#11
RE: Happy Birthday Cthulhu!
Wake up, you can fhtagn later! Now it's time to partey!

Happy birthday!awakening!
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
Psalm 14, KJV revised edition

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#12
RE: Happy Birthday Cthulhu!
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Wakey wakey sleepyhead! We gots balloons and shit
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#13
RE: Happy Birthday Cthulhu!
Happy bday Cthu!

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"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.

Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped.

Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses.

Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder.

Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids."
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#14
Happy Birthday Cthulhu!
(September 5, 2015 at 10:20 am)vorlon13 Wrote: I wish I had mouth tentacles to pleasure our Cthulhu anally.

You do.
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#15
RE: Happy Birthday Cthulhu!
Thanks, everyone
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#16
RE: Happy Birthday Cthulhu!
I thought tentacled beasts only celebrated millenia. Oh well, congrats old one.
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#17
RE: Happy Birthday Cthulhu!
Who's celebrating? I'm just trying to figure out how to conjure up breakfast without getting out of bed.
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#18
RE: Happy Birthday Cthulhu!
Happy birthday CD! Have a good one, brother.
I can't remember where this verse is from, I think it got removed from canon:

"I don't hang around with mostly men because I'm gay. It's because men are better than women. Better trained, better equipped...better. Just better! I'm not gay."

For context, this is the previous verse:

"Hi Jesus" -robvalue
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#19
RE: Happy Birthday Cthulhu!
Yes, happy Birthday.

I trust it is going well Smile
I reject your reality and substitute my own!
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#20
RE: Happy Birthday Cthulhu!
I've been really slacking on noticing birthdays huh. Well, happy birthday CD. Love ya! Heart
(August 21, 2017 at 11:31 pm)KevinM1 Wrote: "I'm not a troll"
Religious Views: He gay

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Hammy Wrote:and we also have a sheep on our bed underneath as well
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