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Happy Birthday Cthulhu!
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 RE: Happy Birthday Cthulhu!
September 5, 2015 at 10:28 am
(This post was last modified: September 5, 2015 at 10:29 am by Alex K.)
Wake up, you can fhtagn later! Now it's time to partey!
Happy birthday!awakening!
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
Psalm 14, KJV revised edition
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Happy bday Cthu!
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"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.
Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped. Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses. Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder. Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids."  
Thanks, everyone
LastPoet
 Leader of the gang of jerkoffs(tm)  Religious Views: L'Uomo verrà portato dalla sua creazione
I thought tentacled beasts only celebrated millenia. Oh well, congrats old one.
Who's celebrating? I'm just trying to figure out how to conjure up breakfast without getting out of bed.
Happy birthday CD! Have a good one, brother.
I can't remember where this verse is from, I think it got removed from canon:
"I don't hang around with mostly men because I'm gay. It's because men are better than women. Better trained, better equipped...better. Just better! I'm not gay." For context, this is the previous verse: "Hi Jesus" -robvalue 
Yes, happy Birthday.
I trust it is going well 
I reject your reality and substitute my own!
I've been really slacking on noticing birthdays huh. Well, happy birthday CD. Love ya!
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