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Why do we need this?
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http://www.rawstory.com/2015/09/scientis...nsmission/
Quote:Scientists at North Carolina State University have created a robot “vomit machine” that mimics the action of human regurgitation. When we already have the republicunt presidential candidates. 
So that machines can now experience the thrill of watching GOP primary debates to the same extent as humans can?
"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.
Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped. Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses. Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder. Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids." 
Hmmmmm,
watch republican debate or puke my guts out from norovirus ? Tough call. The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it.
Seems like the puke-bot would have some erotic potential in Japan.
Load it with semen and tentacles . . . The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it.
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
Psalm 14, KJV revised edition
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