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RE: Paradoxes!
September 10, 2015 at 10:35 am
I'll tell you a secret...
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RE: Paradoxes!
September 10, 2015 at 10:37 am
If the axiom of choice is assumed, any two bounded subsets of 3-dimensional Euclidean space with non-empty interiors are equidecomposable!
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RE: Paradoxes!
September 10, 2015 at 10:38 am
This statement is untrue.
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#14
RE: Paradoxes!
September 10, 2015 at 9:54 pm
I only know two and their from Carlin.

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RE: Paradoxes!
September 10, 2015 at 10:05 pm
Did you get that at a store or off-line?
I can't remember where this verse is from, I think it got removed from canon:

"I don't hang around with mostly men because I'm gay. It's because men are better than women. Better trained, better equipped...better. Just better! I'm not gay."

For context, this is the previous verse:

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RE: Paradoxes!
September 10, 2015 at 10:24 pm
My house caught fire and burned up, then it burned down.

I set my alarm for 6am, but I did not wake up because it went off.
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RE: Paradoxes!
September 10, 2015 at 10:50 pm (This post was last modified: September 10, 2015 at 10:55 pm by JuliaL.)
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So how, exactly, does God know that She's NOT a brain in a vat? Huh
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#18
RE: Paradoxes!
September 10, 2015 at 10:51 pm
(September 10, 2015 at 10:50 pm)JuliaL Wrote:


Ahahahahaaha, it took me a few seconds to get this.....

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#19
RE: Paradoxes!
September 10, 2015 at 11:02 pm
Pair of dax?
Very good!

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RE: Paradoxes!
September 11, 2015 at 1:17 am
Did you mean Pair of Dax or Para Dox?
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