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The "Creepiest" thread
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RE: The "Creepiest" thread
September 28, 2015 at 12:19 am
Does this handkerchief smell like chloroform to you?
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: The "Creepiest" thread
September 28, 2015 at 12:20 am (This post was last modified: September 28, 2015 at 12:21 am by c172.)
Awww, dude, I got way too much, anyway. Always growing.

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RE: The "Creepiest" thread
September 28, 2015 at 12:21 am
I'll let you out of the boot/trunk when I get you home.v
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RE: The "Creepiest" thread
September 28, 2015 at 12:23 am
You know that thing where you masturbate after you sit on your hand until it goes to sleep, so it feels like someone else is doing it? Turns out that when I use your hand when you've gone to sleep, it feels like I'm doing it.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: The "Creepiest" thread
September 28, 2015 at 12:27 am
You have the most beautiful, dreamy eyes.
I could hold them in my hand and just look at them all day.
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RE: The "Creepiest" thread
September 28, 2015 at 12:29 am (This post was last modified: September 28, 2015 at 12:32 am by c172.)
That question mark on your avatar is pretty bangin'. I'd almost say interrobangin', but...well...I dunno.
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RE: The "Creepiest" thread
September 28, 2015 at 12:43 am
That's a nice body you have there. But I prefer the one in the corner. Model, was she?
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RE: The "Creepiest" thread
September 28, 2015 at 12:51 am
Your sleeping self looks so cute with your lips trembling like petals of a blossoming flower...
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RE: The "Creepiest" thread
September 28, 2015 at 12:54 am
I want to feel the inside of your skin.
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RE: The "Creepiest" thread
September 28, 2015 at 12:55 am
I have some spare skin. Would you like some?
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