Cannibalism

[Oldandeasilyconfused]

@John

One of my Anthropolgy professors did his field work in Highland New Guinea,among former (?) cannibals.

He recounted this conversation with a local:

Prof: "Do you you eat the liver,heart etc of a person to gain their courage or other qualities?"

Local (patiently,as if speaking to a rather dim child): "If I eat a bird,will I be able to fly?"

Prof "Then why do you eat people?"

Local (patiently again) "Because they taste good"



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Two cannibals are eating a clown,one says to the other:

"Does this taste funny to you?"

[KichigaiNeko]

@John

One of my Anthropolgy professors did his field work in Highland New Guinea,among former (?) cannibals.

He recounted this conversation with a local:

Prof: "Do you you eat the liver,heart etc of a person to gain their courage or other qualities?"

Local (patiently,as if speaking to a rather dim child): "If I eat a bird,will I be able to fly?"

Prof "Then why do you eat people?"

Local (patiently again) "Because they taste good"

I like it!!

Go to university and learn how to be stupid!!

[Scented Nectar]

a perpetually dripping vagina. (Lots of ruined panties).

Horny lube doesn't ruin panties. It makes them better! Periods ruin them.

[Dotard]

Horny lube doesn't ruin panties.

God would disagree. He told Eve over and over not to get into the waters. She did anyway and God is pissed he will never get the smell out of the fish.

[Zen Badger]

Mmmmmmm

Vaginamite,

perfect on toast.

Nom,nom,nom