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limericks!
#91
RE: limericks!
Oh J, oh Brenton, OK,
I really don't know what to say.
Your rambling is hopeless
and hard to bear dopeless
I think I'll just slowly back away.
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
Psalm 14, KJV revised edition

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#92
RE: limericks!
These claims I just cannot believe
Our trolls make without any reprieve!
They call us immoral
Like their BS is floral,
But only themselves they deceive.
A Christian told me: if you were saved you cant lose your salvation. you're sealed with the Holy Ghost

I replied: Can I refuse? Because I find the entire concept of vicarious blood sacrifice atonement to be morally abhorrent, the concept of holding flawed creatures permanently accountable for social misbehaviors and thought crimes to be morally abhorrent, and the concept of calling something "free" when it comes with the strings of subjugation and obedience perhaps the most morally abhorrent of all... and that's without even going into the history of justifying genocide, slavery, rape, misogyny, religious intolerance, and suppression of free speech which has been attributed by your own scriptures to your deity. I want a refund. I would burn happily rather than serve the monster you profess to love.

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#93
RE: limericks!
I was watching a flick at the Starlight Drive In,
When a mushroom cloud seemed to cave the sky in,
I did my best to crawl out,
And then escape the Fallout,
My addiction to Jet was my life then.
"There remain four irreducible objections to religious faith: that it wholly misrepresents the origins of man and the cosmos, that because of this original error it manages to combine the maximum servility with the maximum of solipsism, that it is both the result and the cause of dangerous sexual repression, and that it is ultimately grounded on wish-thinking." ~Christopher Hitchens, god is not Great

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#94
RE: limericks!
Oh Delicate, thy name is a shame,
Since your goal is to boldly inflame
And shamelessly boast
That you have the most
Reason, however inane.
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#95
RE: limericks!
Delicate and EP both decided to "change"
Just because they think they have superior brains
They should both get a room
Their decision to "change" has met its doom
Yet again they rant and condescend and I think "lames!".
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#96
RE: limericks!
D. proclaimed, "My spots are struck
So you fools are in luck!"
But such a tardy recovery
Led to the discovery
That few really gave a fuck.
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#97
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Excitedpenguin always thinks he's the most clever
And arguing with him was a wasted endeavor
But it's not because he was right
He actually talks utter shite
And he does not impress me whatsoever

Delicate does not impress me either
And just talking to him gives me quite a fever
I find him quite condescending
Just like his friend excitedpenguin
And if they leave I will not be a griever
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#98
RE: limericks!
Delicate just gave me a Kudos
But if he read this he might be quite pissed off
But I don't give a fuck
Because he believes in his stupid 'Book'
And he's also a complete idiot *cough cough*
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#99
RE: limericks!
When Delicate Penguins embrace
And give birth, as befits their race,
Their offspring have skin
So thin it's akin
To bare nerves suspended in space.
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RE: limericks!
An excitedpenguin met someone quite Delicate
And they had adventures together that were quite inadequate
Why oh why did they meet
They will never accept defeat
Nor will they develop any basic etiquette
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