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The Church of Dyresand
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The Church of Dyresand
November 29, 2015 at 3:46 pm
Worship me  Angry

Please?  Cat
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RE: The Church of Dyresand
November 29, 2015 at 3:49 pm
Nay.
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RE: The Church of Dyresand
November 29, 2015 at 3:51 pm
What are the benefits of following your religion?

And what will happen to me if I don't?

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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RE: The Church of Dyresand
November 29, 2015 at 3:55 pm
(November 29, 2015 at 3:51 pm)Beccs Wrote: What are the benefits of following your religion?

And what will happen to me if I don't?

I will shower every follower in compliments 

if you don't i am not like yaweh i will still be nice.
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RE: The Church of Dyresand
November 29, 2015 at 3:56 pm
(November 29, 2015 at 3:49 pm)Vic Wrote: Nay.

Okay  Big Grin
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RE: The Church of Dyresand
November 29, 2015 at 3:56 pm
What have you done for me lately?
Poe's Law: "Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."

10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason...
http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/

Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50

A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh.
http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html

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RE: The Church of Dyresand
November 29, 2015 at 4:15 pm
(November 29, 2015 at 3:55 pm)dyresand Wrote:
(November 29, 2015 at 3:51 pm)Beccs Wrote: What are the benefits of following your religion?

And what will happen to me if I don't?

I will shower every follower in compliments 

if you don't i am not like yaweh i will still be nice.

SOme god!

Compliments don't help people!

Then again, neither do prayers!

Tongue

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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RE: The Church of Dyresand
November 29, 2015 at 7:12 pm
(November 29, 2015 at 4:15 pm)Beccs Wrote:
(November 29, 2015 at 3:55 pm)dyresand Wrote: I will shower every follower in compliments 

if you don't i am not like yaweh i will still be nice.

SOme god!

Compliments don't help people!

Then again, neither do prayers!

Tongue

Happy Birthday.
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RE: The Church of Dyresand
November 29, 2015 at 7:12 pm
(November 29, 2015 at 3:56 pm)Chad32 Wrote: What have you done for me lately?

Not get banned Big Grin
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RE: The Church of Dyresand
November 29, 2015 at 7:20 pm
I'm just here to steal from the collection plate.
"That is not dead which can eternal lie and with strange aeons even death may die." 
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