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RE: Is Hell Real?
December 9, 2015 at 11:59 pm
imagine the horrible people you will meet in Heaven:
Gospel and xtian 'rock' singers, Conservapedis posterboys, sanctimonious writers youtubers and preachers, boring women, Jack Chick, pervert priests, most people from western civilisation (no brown skin)...
You know what, Ms Losty? I think I'll join you...
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: Is Hell Real?
December 10, 2015 at 12:06 am
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: Is Hell Real?
December 10, 2015 at 12:08 am
Aww, I was hoping he was a real one and not a poe. Poes are so boring
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RE: Is Hell Real?
December 10, 2015 at 12:17 am
When they're splashing around in a vat of acid, yeah.
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RE: Is Hell Real?
December 10, 2015 at 12:17 am
I am no fan of god nor breasts.
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