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Real Life Witches?
Losty Offline
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RE: Real Life Witches?
December 10, 2015 at 12:56 am
(December 10, 2015 at 12:53 am)Stimbo Wrote:
(December 10, 2015 at 12:50 am)Judi Lynn Wrote: *chants in the back of the room* Carl! Carl! Carl!

I see your Carl and raise you Alan. Or Steve.




But have Alan and Steve achieved the ultimate Carlness? That is the true question!
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#42
RE: Real Life Witches?
December 10, 2015 at 12:57 am
I know one Steve that surpasses the standard, though he's a little dented.

(That's dented - not demented. Which is also true.)
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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#43
RE: Real Life Witches?
December 10, 2015 at 12:57 am (This post was last modified: December 10, 2015 at 1:01 am by Edwardo Piet.)
They almost have... but they need to change their name by D-Poll next.

Yes. This is When Carls Take Over. The Carlapocalypse is coming. Everyone who is part of Carlism and who has achieved ultimate Carlness must change their first name to "Carl".
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RE: Real Life Witches?
December 10, 2015 at 12:58 am
(December 10, 2015 at 12:43 am)Losty Wrote:
(December 10, 2015 at 12:42 am)Kitan Wrote: I was actually picturing Carl from TWD xD

I had to google what is TWD lol. Well he is also a Carl. There are many Carl's and they are all the 1 true Carl.

I was thinking of Carl from the Simpsons.

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#45
RE: Real Life Witches?
December 10, 2015 at 1:06 am
(December 10, 2015 at 12:05 am)TrueChristian Wrote: What is it with these people?

http://paganwiccan.about.com/od/wiccaand...Basics.htm

Being a witch? really? Are you serious? Are you serious?

I have heard of people who believe in magic underpants, of people who have elephant Gods, but believing that magic will help you? this really takes the cake
Dodgy .

What is up with these Wiccans? They seem worse than ordinary non-Christinas, mostly because they sort of harm people with their invocations to spirits.

The bible tells us what to do with people who do these invocations. They are lucky they do not live in OT times.

At the Christian Acadamey I went to there was a kid who actually was involved in "New Age" garbage.

Well... lets just say he had a tough time fitting in. He had to transfer since he coulnd't handle all the truth he was being told. Some people will just never learn Sad

Are you are  serous?

You see the thing is, that one set of religious beliefs looks just about as implausible as another. Wine into blood, prayers answered, exercising demons, magic underwear, holy books, it's all equally nuts.
If there is a god, I want to believe that there is a god.  If there is not a god, I want to believe that there is no god.
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RE: Real Life Witches?
December 10, 2015 at 2:11 am
Exercising demons:

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At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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#47
RE: Real Life Witches?
December 10, 2015 at 2:19 am
What a wave of greatness the OP will have to wade when he returns.
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RE: Real Life Witches?
December 10, 2015 at 3:14 am (This post was last modified: December 10, 2015 at 3:59 am by Purplerose. Edit Reason: grammatical )
(December 10, 2015 at 12:05 am)TrueChristian Wrote: What is it with these people?

http://paganwiccan.about.com/od/wiccaand...Basics.htm

Being a witch? really? Are you serious? Are you serious?

I have heard of people who believe in magic underpants, of people who have elephant Gods, but believing that magic will help you? this really takes the cake
Dodgy .

What is up with these Wiccans? They seem worse than ordinary non-Christinas, mostly because they sort of harm people with their invocations to spirits.

The bible tells us what to do with people who do these invocations. They are lucky they do not live in OT times.

At the Christian Acadamey I went to there was a kid who actually was involved in "New Age" garbage.

Well... lets just say he had a tough time fitting in. He had to transfer since he coulnd't handle all the truth he was being told. Some people will just never learn Sad


Lol, you're funny.  You come here preaching about your jeebus homeboy that sends people to eternal torture, and you come down on a harmless sector of spiritual people wwho have a philosophy of  "Harm none".

Typical christian hypocrite.  

You may find yourself in a similar position here as your academy mate, when you realize you can't handle the truth you will read here. 

Disappointed

Don't be too quick to judge others, doesn't your homeboy advise that?
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RE: Real Life Witches?
December 10, 2015 at 4:18 am
(December 10, 2015 at 12:58 am)Aroura Wrote:
(December 10, 2015 at 12:43 am)Losty Wrote: I had to google what is TWD lol. Well he is also a Carl. There are many Carl's and they are all the 1 true Carl.

I was thinking of Carl from the Simpsons.

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I was thinking of Carl from Aqua Teen Hunger Force.
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December 10, 2015 at 4:24 am
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