Rudolph used to be a coke junkie.......

[Brian37]

He went to rehab and he's been sober for decades now and we are happy for him. But his original song went like this.

Rudolph the coke nose reindeer
Had a very bloody nose
His cartilage disintegrated
From snorting all the blow

All of the other reindeer
Stole poor Rudolph's stash
Snorted all of the blow
And threw the ziplock in the trash

Then one feemen winters eve
Rudolph needed a fix
He exclaimed "Where the hell's my fucking blow?"
So they gave him a baking soda mix

Rudolph started to snort it
Not knowing what it was
Then he tried to go out flying
Without his usual buzz

That damned slay 
Started losing altitude 
Santa exclaimd "What the fuck?
That was rather rude"

All of the other reindeer 
Were impaled upon a tree
Rudolph loudly shouted 
"NEVER FUCK WITH ME!"

End

But like I said, he got sober and for that we are happy.

[ignoramus]

You got any more lines?

Hehe

[Brian37]

You got any more lines?

Hehe

No, I've had it since I was in my early 20s, but admittedly it was not all me, I had a friend at the time who between us came up with the lyrics.