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BREAKING NEWS Rudolph goes to rehab.....
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BREAKING NEWS Rudolph goes to rehab.....
That's right folks,  Rudy used to hang out with the wrong crowd . Here was the original song.

Rudolph the coke nosed reindeer
Had a very bloody nose
His cartilage disintegrated 
From snorting all the blow

All of the other reindeer
Stole poor Rudolph's stash
Snorted all of the blow
And threw the Ziplock in the trash

Then one feemen winter's eve
Rudolph needed a fix
He said, "Where the fuck is my coke?"
So they gave him a baking soda mix

Rudolph started to snort it
Not knowing what it was
Then he tried to go out flying
Without his usual buzz


That damned slay 
Started losing altitude
Santa exclaimed, "What the fuck?
That was rather rude".

All of the other reindeer
Were impaled upon a tree
Then pissed off Rudolph shouted
"NEVER FUCK WITH ME".

But, like I said, he hit rock bottom, decided to get sober.
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