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Whiny Pussies That Truly Fuck Me Off!
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Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"
I wonder what percent of them own a sex toy vagina and/or blow up doll? My guess is all. Then I begin wondering what the average shelf life of the item is. Do they get emotionally attached and enshrine the used up ones? Kept on the mantle like cremains?
Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental.
I like that word "cremains"!
Never heard it before, but it's perfect... What other double meaning origin words are there? Chilax? (I know, very 90's)
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear. (December 22, 2015 at 10:31 pm)ignoramus Wrote: I like that word "cremains"! Sounds like you're looking for portmanteaux https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Portmanteau
How will we know, when the morning comes, we are still human? - 2D
Don't worry, my friend. If this be the end, then so shall it be.
haha I would suggest whoever wrote this to go like in eastern Europe or in Afganistan.
Basically what they mean when they say that premarital sex and adultery should be illegal while at the same time prostitution should be legalized is this: If I marry a girl she should be faithful, she should also be a virgin. However if I am horny then I should be given sexual pleasures from chicks I like.Which century are they from again? haha That being said, I am against feminism. (December 22, 2015 at 7:28 pm)Thumpalumpacus Wrote:(December 22, 2015 at 6:21 pm)CapnAwesome Wrote: Involuntarily celibate? Haha, isn't that another way to say 'loser who can't get laid.' ? Then the funny part is that all the woman who won't fuck them are sluts. lul wat? (December 22, 2015 at 6:47 pm)AFTT47 Wrote:(December 22, 2015 at 6:21 pm)CapnAwesome Wrote: Involuntarily celibate? Haha, isn't that another way to say 'loser who can't get laid.' ? I love 'slutty' women. I would probably say sexually liberated, but whatever. I'm fairly slutty myself and I love sex and talking about sex and trying new things. Prudes just don't do it for me. RE: Whiny Pussies That Truly Fuck Me Off!
December 23, 2015 at 1:14 am
(This post was last modified: December 23, 2015 at 1:15 am by Alex K.)
They are probably lesbians, too. Lesbian sluts who owe them sex.
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
Psalm 14, KJV revised edition
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