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<Chuckle> Silent F*cking Night
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<Chuckle> Silent F*cking Night
https://www.dailykos.com/story/2014/12/2...ailclassic

Quote:As I've wallowed in Christmas music the last couple of weeks, I've pondered the traditions of the Christmas story; and I've come to a conclusion.
Mary was shafted.
There she is, 8+ months pregnant, having been dragged all over Israel on the back of a fucking donkey.  I know that when I was 8 months pregnant, I had a hard time riding for two hours in a car to attend my father-in-law's funeral.
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RE: <Chuckle> Silent F*cking Night
It could have been much worse. Joseph shouldn't have been in the stable at all.

"The Lord said to Moses, 2 “Say to the Israelites: ‘A woman who becomes pregnant and gives birth to a son will be ceremonially unclean for seven days, just as she is unclean during her monthly period. 3 On the eighth day the boy is to be circumcised. 4 Then the woman must wait thirty-three days to be purified from her bleeding. She must not touch anything sacred or go to the sanctuary until the days of her purification are over. 5 If she gives birth to a daughter, for two weeks the woman will be unclean, as during her period. Then she must wait sixty-six days to be purified from her bleeding."
Leviticus 12:1-5

In fact what was a good Jewish man doing in the stable with her---ignoring his religion that's what. Suggests that part of the Jesus myth wasn't Jewish in origin.
If there is a god, I want to believe that there is a god.  If there is not a god, I want to believe that there is no god.
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RE: <Chuckle> Silent F*cking Night
Literally then, from day 1 of Christianity, we have a tradition of scripture cherry picking.

Jesus Fucking Christ !!
 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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