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Bull Poopie Offline
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#1
Me.
July 2, 2010 at 1:08 pm
Hello,

I've been a catholic, southern baptist and now I am the only free atheist in my family. It actually feels good to say that. I am have freedom of religion.. freedom of being pushed to go to a building that should never exist for a invisiable so called god that is a myth. I have the freedom to sing my voice to those that do believe and feel proud for who,what and the farts that aluminate their existance from my ass crack. I have a smile that burns on my corky face with when I am full of gas and need to expell when I am bein' ratted on by Christians. Look at the contradictory-mythical-untruth bible and perhaps you'll wake up from your posionus daze.


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Paul the Human Away
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#2
RE: Me.
July 2, 2010 at 1:10 pm
It's about time you stepped out of chat long enough to post something! Heheh. Welcome to the forums, chicken12.
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RE: Me.
July 2, 2010 at 1:15 pm
And I figured you'd already posted since you were shouting. Oh, Well, Hi.
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#4
RE: Me.
July 2, 2010 at 1:16 pm
Hi there!
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Bull Poopie Offline
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RE: Me.
July 2, 2010 at 1:18 pm (This post was last modified: July 2, 2010 at 1:19 pm by Bull Poopie.)
(July 2, 2010 at 1:15 pm)Cego_Colher Wrote: And I figured you'd already posted since you were shouting. Oh, Well, Hi.

No, I never got around to it, lol. I guess I'm a lazzyy person. Hi :-P
(July 2, 2010 at 1:10 pm)Paul the Human Wrote: It's about time you stepped out of chat long enough to post something! Heheh. Welcome to the forums, chicken12.

You can bite me Paul :-P. Heh but you are right, I'm just lazy and didn't want to post right away but I'm come out the closet! Yee-haww!
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RE: Me.
July 2, 2010 at 1:43 pm
Corky face?

Does that mean that theres a wine container below?

If so welcome to the party.



You can fix ignorance, you can't fix stupid.

Tinkety Tonk and down with the Nazis.




 








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RE: Me.
July 2, 2010 at 2:16 pm
(July 2, 2010 at 1:43 pm)downbeatplumb Wrote: Corky face?

Does that mean that theres a wine container below?

If so welcome to the party.

Yeah, a cork to shove in a christians ass.

I need to be a christian like I need to shit my pants on a wet day.
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RE: Me.
July 2, 2010 at 2:21 pm
(July 2, 2010 at 2:16 pm)chicken12 Wrote:
(July 2, 2010 at 1:43 pm)downbeatplumb Wrote: Corky face?

Does that mean that theres a wine container below?

If so welcome to the party.

Yeah, a cork to shove in a christians ass.

I need to be a christian like I need to shit my pants on a wet day.

Thats a little graphicShock

would a wet day make it worse to shit your pants, I'dve thought it ight have helped with the cleaning up after part.

Just a thought.



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Tinkety Tonk and down with the Nazis.




 








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RE: Me.
July 2, 2010 at 2:41 pm
Since shitting one's pants on a wet day is so fun Tiger

It must be positively gay to be a Christian ^_^

Welcome chicken12, to a place that is not the chat! Tiny Tiger
Please give me a home where cloud buffalo roam
Where the dear and the strangers can play
Where sometimes is heard a discouraging word
But the skies are not stormy all day
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Bull Poopie Offline
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July 2, 2010 at 3:17 pm (This post was last modified: July 2, 2010 at 3:19 pm by Bull Poopie.)
(July 2, 2010 at 2:41 pm)Saerules Wrote: Since shitting one's pants on a wet day is so fun Tiger

It must be positively gay to be a Christian ^_^

Welcome chicken12, to a place that is not the chat! Tiny Tiger

Thank you Saerules Angel CloudROFLOL
(July 2, 2010 at 2:21 pm)downbeatplumb Wrote:
(July 2, 2010 at 2:16 pm)chicken12 Wrote:
(July 2, 2010 at 1:43 pm)downbeatplumb Wrote: Corky face?

Does that mean that theres a wine container below?

If so welcome to the party.

Yeah, a cork to shove in a christians ass.

I need to be a christian like I need to shit my pants on a wet day.

Thats a little graphicShock

would a wet day make it worse to shit your pants, I'dve thought it ight have helped with the cleaning up after part.

Just a thought.

Actually no because the wetness would cause a rash but poweder or driness would cause a yeast infection. Thinking

Which one do you think would be worse? Confusedhock:
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