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Space Voldemort vs Whiny Space Criminals
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Space Voldemort vs Whiny Space Criminals
January 5, 2016 at 3:29 pm
Just after xmas, Oakland writer Sarah Gailey admitted the unimaginable: she had never seen a Star Wars movie.

So she borrowed her mum's DVDs of the Original Trilogy, sat down with wineand her husband, and live-tweeted her experience. What emerged is comedy gold and sweet as fuck:

Space Voldemort vs Whiny Space Criminals:
In which I watch Star Wars Episode 4 for the very first time

Space Voldemort vs Whiny Space Criminals 5: The Empire Strikes Back (finally)

Space Voldemort vs Whiny Space Criminals 6: Luke is Disappointing
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: Space Voldemort vs Whiny Space Criminals
January 5, 2016 at 4:15 pm
I watched one of them once in a movie theather with a friend. I only remember that weird little old troll and a cake. I fucking hated it and can't remember anything else. I never want to hear about it, or see it, or even think about it. That's how much I hate it.
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RE: Space Voldemort vs Whiny Space Criminals
January 5, 2016 at 4:19 pm
Haha I read this a few days ago and had a good laugh. She nails all of it.
I can't remember where this verse is from, I think it got removed from canon:

"I don't hang around with mostly men because I'm gay. It's because men are better than women. Better trained, better equipped...better. Just better! I'm not gay."

For context, this is the previous verse:

"Hi Jesus" -robvalue
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