Safe Space to praise Atheism
November 20, 2018 at 4:44 am
(This post was last modified: November 20, 2018 at 5:43 am by ignoramus.)
Finally, we can be free and worship our masters without fear from the false god botherers in this kryptonite encrypted safe space.
To our maiden St Leia. (Our patron saint of incest) May the force forever be with you. Praise Be.
To St Jabba.(Our patron saint of gluttony and excessiveness) Without him, there can be no bacon, beer or pizza. Praise Be.
To St Roddenberry. To BOLDLY (Ta Poca) go where no man has gone before. (We're still looking for him!) Praise Be.
St Jebus. Some hippy bloke. He gave the world sex, drugs and rock n roll. Praise Be.
Ramen to all. Praise our mighty FSM.
Remember, at next Sunday's meeting we're having our favourite BBQ flame grilled baby. BYO sauce of choice.
As usual, sacrificial virgins need to pay upfront for their food and beverage.
To our maiden St Leia. (Our patron saint of incest) May the force forever be with you. Praise Be.
To St Jabba.(Our patron saint of gluttony and excessiveness) Without him, there can be no bacon, beer or pizza. Praise Be.
To St Roddenberry. To BOLDLY (Ta Poca) go where no man has gone before. (We're still looking for him!) Praise Be.
St Jebus. Some hippy bloke. He gave the world sex, drugs and rock n roll. Praise Be.
Ramen to all. Praise our mighty FSM.
Remember, at next Sunday's meeting we're having our favourite BBQ flame grilled baby. BYO sauce of choice.
As usual, sacrificial virgins need to pay upfront for their food and beverage.
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
Know God, Know fear.