A couple from my parents:
(second verse) My Bonnie has tuberculosis, My Bonnie has only one lung, My Bonnie spits blood in a bucket, and dries it and chews it for gum.
(Muslim prayer) I know my heart, I know my mind, I know that I, Stick up behind.
(second verse) My Bonnie has tuberculosis, My Bonnie has only one lung, My Bonnie spits blood in a bucket, and dries it and chews it for gum.
(Muslim prayer) I know my heart, I know my mind, I know that I, Stick up behind.
Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental.