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Atheist sitting next to a girl on a plane.
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Atheist sitting next to a girl on a plane.
The earliest references that I can find for it is here:

http://bettybuttons.blogspot.com/2011_07...chive.html


Quote:An atheist sits down by a little girl on the airplane and says would like to talk? The little girl agrees to talk. Let me ask you the atheist says what you think about no God, no heaven or hell and no life after death. The little girls said that could be interesting, but first let me ask you a question. A horse, a cow and a deer all eat grass. Yet a deer excretes pellets, a cow a flat patty and a horse produces clups, Why? The atheist thought a a moment and confessed he had no idea. Well, said the little girl, do you really feel qualified to discuss why there is no God,no heaven or hell or life after death..........When you don't know shit!

The story seems apocrypha; anyone know of its ultimate origin?
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#2
RE: Atheist sitting next to a girl on a plane.
Someone's ass.
I am John Cena's hip-hop album.
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RE: Atheist sitting next to a girl on a plane.
(January 17, 2016 at 8:49 pm)ApeNotKillApe Wrote: Someone's ass.

... or the head stuffed up it ...

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RE: Atheist sitting next to a girl on a plane.
(January 17, 2016 at 8:51 pm)Thumpalumpacus Wrote:
(January 17, 2016 at 8:49 pm)ApeNotKillApe Wrote: Someone's ass.

... or the head stuffed up it ...

The same someone either way.
I am John Cena's hip-hop album.
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#5
RE: Atheist sitting next to a girl on a plane.
It's one of those 'fill in' jokes that you can fill in with anything.

Just replace Atheist with someone else you disagree with, and "God, Heaven, etc..." with whatever subject you like.
The whole tone of Church teaching in regard to woman is, to the last degree, contemptuous and degrading. - Elizabeth Cady Stanton
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#6
RE: Atheist sitting next to a girl on a plane.
See if the girl can handle a deadly serpent to no effect.

(snakes on a plane product placement post. I make $0.00003 every time some looks at that post)
 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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RE: Atheist sitting next to a girl on a plane.
Someone should help that little girl. It's clear she is in danger.
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RE: Atheist sitting next to a girl on a plane.
(January 17, 2016 at 10:11 pm)TrueChristian Wrote: Someone should help that little girl. It's clear she is in danger.

Could be worse; there could be a priest on the plane.
I am John Cena's hip-hop album.
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RE: Atheist sitting next to a girl on a plane.
(January 17, 2016 at 10:11 pm)TrueChristian Wrote: Someone should help that little girl. It's clear she is in danger.

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RE: Atheist sitting next to a girl on a plane.
It just seems like one of those tired hackneyed fallbacks theists use
because they think they're so clever,
when they so are not.

Like,

" God made Adam n' Eve, not Adam n' Steve! "
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