Another Priest With

[Minimalist]

his hand in the till and his dick up some other guys asshole!

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/ny_crime...olice.html

A disgruntled Catholic priest was charged Tuesday with raiding church coffers to finance a double life befitting a mogul - and to pay for male escorts.

The Rev. Kevin Gray, former pastor at Sacred Heart in Waterbury, Conn., was charged with first-degree larceny, which carries up to 20 years in prison.

He allegedly stole $1.3 million over seven years and spent some of the cash on designer duds and luxury Manhattan hotels and restaurants.

Gray, 64, stayed at the W Hotel and the Waldorf-Astoria, ate at Tavern on the Green and bought Armani and Brooks Brothers suits, cell phones and laptops, said Waterbury police Capt. Christopher Corbett.

He opened credit card accounts for two men he had met - one at a male strip club and another through a male escort service, according to court papers.

They should have made him an archbishop at least!

[chasm]

Damn! 1.3 mil!

[Zen Badger]

I wonder how he's planning on explaining that to his god.

[Minimalist]

He'll just ask pappy jesus to forgive him and pappy jesus always does.

In the words of Robert G. Ingersoll: If I owe Smith ten dollars and God forgives me, that doesn't pay Smith.