vote Donald trump!?

[Minimalist]

The cops caught him.

How about that?  A nazi mass murderer and they quietly arrested him.  Obviously, his tail lights were fully functional!

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national...-1.2714414

He was captured at around 4:15 p.m. near Longview after a Washington State Patrol spotted his vehicle parked along a road. He was taken into custody without incident.

[Minimalist]

Apparently to really hate him you have to know him.

http://www.rawstory.com/2016/07/hes-a-li...ostwriter/

‘He’s a living black hole’: Here are 11 horrifying revelations about Trump by his former ghostwriter

Trump has the attention span of a “kindergartner.”
“It’s impossible to keep him focused on any topic, other than his own self-aggrandizement, for more than a few minutes.”
“If he had to be briefed on a crisis in the Situation Room, it’s impossible to imagine him paying attention over a long period of time.”

[Mister Agenda]

Now if we could get these same people to get out and fucking vote, all would be well.

I'm not too worried. The Blue Wall (solid blue states) has over 200 electoral votes (240-ish, I think), the Red Wall about 180. Clinton can lose five battleground states and still win against someone as dodgy with Independents as Trump (not that they like her either, but I think it will manifest as a lot of 3rd Party voting). Clinton's probably at the bottom of her poll numbers due to the email thing (40%), but Trump is near his highest numbers (40%) at least partly because he lacks the focus to truly take advantage when his opponent hands him a golden opportunity.

And in my humble opinion, Clinton will eviscerate Trump in a debate. His 'flurry of BS and insults' style is vulnerable to kicks to the stomach, ass, face, and balls, which I believe is a particular strength of the Secretary when it comes to political scrapping.

[Minimalist]

President Pence?  Seems to be what Drumpf has in mind.  He wants to be the fucking Queen.

http://www.dailykos.com/story/2016/7/21/...oryscandal

One day this past May, Donald Trump’s eldest son, Donald Trump Jr., reached out to a senior adviser to Gov. John Kasich of Ohio, who left the presidential race just a few weeks before. As a candidate, Kasich declared in March that Trump was “really not prepared to be president of the United States,” and the following month he took the highly unusual step of coordinating with his rival Senator Ted Cruz in an effort to deny Trump the nomination. But according to the Kasich adviser (who spoke only under the condition that he not be named), Donald Jr. wanted to make him an offer nonetheless: Did he have any interest in being the most powerful vice president in history?
When Kasich’s adviser asked how this would be the case, Donald Jr. explained that his father’s vice president would be in charge of domestic and foreign policy.
Then what, the adviser asked, would Trump be in charge of?
“Making America great again” was the casual reply.

No wonder he picked a misogynist, jesus-freak fucker as VP.  That's who he wants running the show.

[abaris]

No wonder he picked a misogynist, jesus-freak fucker as VP. 

Come on. You can imagine why he picked that guy, I'm sure. It's because of donations and getting at least some support from the establishment. This, as anything else Trump has said or done, hasn't anything to do with his plans because he simply has no plan, other than riling up his followers. That guy, he hopes, is his money man.

[Minimalist]

This is why I miss Jon Stewart.  Trevor Noah either can't or won't take on the FOX Bullshit Mountain.  But Jon goes for the throat.

https://youtu.be/mNiqpBNE9ik

[Crossless2.0]

No wonder he picked a misogynist, jesus-freak fucker as VP. 

Come on. You can imagine why he picked that guy, I'm sure. It's because of donations and getting at least some support from the establishment. This, as anything else Trump has said or done, hasn't anything to do with his plans because he simply has no plan, other than riling up his followers. That guy, he hopes, is his money man.

That's not the whole story. Even a megalomaniac like Trump must understand that his only chance of winning is to get the conservative Christians on board in large numbers. Pence is the bone Trump has tossed to the Jesus freaks.

Note to Hillary: This is how you pander to the base.

[Minimalist]

Ewww... what a pig.

http://crooksandliars.com/2016/07/everyo...ampaign=im

Everyone Creeped Out By Donald Trump Touching His Daughter

[dyresand]

If trump were president broken down by year

Year 1. I am the best president and i got the biggest dick around.

Year 2. Let's build the wall wait congress isn't going to let me do that....

Year 3. Let's nuke ISIS wait.. military leaders are telling that's a bad thing and
i would break a treaty and could possibly start ww3... well... send in the drones..

Year 4. I fucking this job.

[Homeless Nutter]

If trump were president broken down by year

Year 1. I am the best president and i got the biggest dick around.

Year 2. Let's build the wall wait congress isn't going to let me do that....

Year 3. Let's nuke ISIS wait.. military leaders are telling that's a bad thing and
i would break a treaty and could possibly start ww3... well... send in the drones..

Year 4. I fucking this job.

LOL... What makes you think Trump gives two f*cks about the wall, or destroying ISIS? If he wins the election - that's everything he wanted. After that one term, he'll be able to continue to exist as a public persona for the rest of his life. He's an opportunist and the sheer fact that he managed to get himself nominated for presidency is more than he should have hoped for. 

Nope - he'll just be a sh*tty figure-head of a president, letting his VP and other people do the job, occasionally butting in to do something stupid, in order to remind everyone that he's the boss. And he'll be travelling around the globe making USA more of a joke in the eye of international public, than 2 generations of Bushes ever could.