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Porn Ponderings
July 10, 2010 at 8:24 pm
I was thinking about porn, and reading about porn in the news, and this happened...
[youtube]hjzj8cgGZ5c[/youtube]
I'm really shitty at giving kudos and rep. That's because I would be inconsistent in remembering to do them, and also I don't really want it to show if any favouritism is happening. Even worse would be inconsistencies causing false favouritisms to show. So, fuck it. Just assume that I've given you some good rep and a number of kudos, and everyone should be happy...
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RE: Porn Ponderings
July 10, 2010 at 10:08 pm
(This post was last modified: July 10, 2010 at 10:12 pm by The_Flying_Skeptic.)
(July 10, 2010 at 8:24 pm)Scented Nectar Wrote: I was thinking about porn, and reading about porn in the news, and this happened...
is that you in the video?
i want to die of a heart attack during arousal: a good death.
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RE: Porn Ponderings
July 10, 2010 at 10:14 pm
YAWWWWNN!!!!!
I used to tell a lot of religious jokes. Not any more, I'm a registered sects offender.
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NO MA'AM
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RE: Porn Ponderings
July 11, 2010 at 1:03 am
(This post was last modified: July 11, 2010 at 1:09 am by Scented Nectar.)
(July 10, 2010 at 10:08 pm)The_Flying_Skeptic Wrote: is that you in the video?
i want to die of a heart attack during arousal: a good death. That's me.  I think I want my heart attack to happen after I'm done and collapsed on the bed (or wherever) in a sweaty exhausted heap.
(July 10, 2010 at 10:14 pm)Dotard Wrote: YAWWWWNN!!!!! Wake up, Do, no sleeping til I cum, ok?
I'm really shitty at giving kudos and rep. That's because I would be inconsistent in remembering to do them, and also I don't really want it to show if any favouritism is happening. Even worse would be inconsistencies causing false favouritisms to show. So, fuck it. Just assume that I've given you some good rep and a number of kudos, and everyone should be happy...
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RE: Porn Ponderings
July 11, 2010 at 2:31 am
(July 11, 2010 at 1:03 am)Scented Nectar Wrote: (July 10, 2010 at 10:14 pm)Dotard Wrote: YAWWWWNN!!!!! Wake up, Do, no sleeping til I cum, ok?
Sorry, not going to wait 8 minutes to watch you have an orgasm.
Can't we just cut to the best bit?
![[Image: mybannerglitter06eee094.gif]](https://images.weserv.nl/?url=i118.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fo112%2Fpussinboots_photos%2FBikes%2Fmybannerglitter06eee094.gif)
If you're not supposed to ride faster than your guardian angel can fly then mine had better get a bloody SR-71.
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RE: Porn Ponderings
July 11, 2010 at 6:03 am
(July 11, 2010 at 2:31 am)Zen Badger Wrote: Sorry, not going to wait 8 minutes to watch you have an orgasm.
Can't we just cut to the best bit? Well, you don't need to actually watch me have one, but it would be nice if you at least wait a decent 10 minutes, you know, sheeeesh! 
I'm really shitty at giving kudos and rep. That's because I would be inconsistent in remembering to do them, and also I don't really want it to show if any favouritism is happening. Even worse would be inconsistencies causing false favouritisms to show. So, fuck it. Just assume that I've given you some good rep and a number of kudos, and everyone should be happy...
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RE: Porn Ponderings
July 11, 2010 at 12:04 pm
(This post was last modified: July 11, 2010 at 12:05 pm by Scented Nectar.)
(July 11, 2010 at 6:03 am)Scented Nectar Wrote: (July 11, 2010 at 2:31 am)Zen Badger Wrote: Sorry, not going to wait 8 minutes to watch you have an orgasm.
Can't we just cut to the best bit? Well, you don't need to actually watch me have one, but it would be nice if you at least wait a decent 10 minutes, you know, sheeeesh! I just caught on that by 8 minutes, you meant the length of the video. Hahaha. I wondered why you chose 8 minutes as being too long to wait for someone to orgasm, but I thought, ok whatever...
Don't bother watching if you are expecting me to cum on camera. I'm kinda weird but the exhibitionist side of me is not that strong. All I do in the video are 3 things. First, I somewhat seriously blab a little about an idea I have that would fix the std problem in the porn industry, a problem which all the anti-porners can't stop complaining about. Then, I get a little silly with going over a funny porn related news item from a couple days ago. Then, finally, I devolve into perverted silliness with a phonecall skit thingy, where I seem to think I'm a comedian or something. Your results may totally vary. Dotard fell asleep. I don't really hold it against him as much as I will be pretending to...
I'm really shitty at giving kudos and rep. That's because I would be inconsistent in remembering to do them, and also I don't really want it to show if any favouritism is happening. Even worse would be inconsistencies causing false favouritisms to show. So, fuck it. Just assume that I've given you some good rep and a number of kudos, and everyone should be happy...
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RE: Porn Ponderings
July 11, 2010 at 1:48 pm
(This post was last modified: July 11, 2010 at 2:02 pm by The_Flying_Skeptic.)
(July 11, 2010 at 12:04 pm)Scented Nectar Wrote: [quote='Scented Nectar' pid='79673' dateline='1278842627'][quote='Zen Badger' pid='79659' dateline='1278829888']Sorry, not going to wait 8 minutes to watch you have an orgasm.
Then, finally, I devolve into perverted silliness with a phonecall skit thingy, where I seem to think I'm a comedian or something. Your results may totally vary. Dotard fell asleep. I don't really hold it against him as much as I will be pretending to...
i want to devolve into perverted silliness:
![[Image: grownups.jpg]](https://images.weserv.nl/?url=www.hyperquake.com%2Fblog%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2010%2F01%2Fgrownups.jpg)
i should make a youtube channel dedicated to making efficient covers of other channels. EfficientTube: she said it in 10 minute, watch me say the same thing in 3 minutes.
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RE: Porn Ponderings
July 12, 2010 at 4:25 pm
Good video, Scented, but... ME WANT MORE VIDEOS OF DUCK ABUSE!
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RE: Porn Ponderings
July 12, 2010 at 8:31 pm
Those ducks have some nasty things coming their way.... hahahah
I'm really shitty at giving kudos and rep. That's because I would be inconsistent in remembering to do them, and also I don't really want it to show if any favouritism is happening. Even worse would be inconsistencies causing false favouritisms to show. So, fuck it. Just assume that I've given you some good rep and a number of kudos, and everyone should be happy...
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