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Lenten Resolutions?

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Lenten Resolutions?
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#91
RE: Lenten Resolutions?
February 11, 2016 at 3:19 am
I'm gonna spend it sitting on my arse, playing video games. Fuck resolutions!
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#92
RE: Lenten Resolutions?
February 11, 2016 at 4:00 am
I always make my resolutions in contradictory pairs, that way I can never totally fail.
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#93
RE: Lenten Resolutions?
February 11, 2016 at 5:00 am (This post was last modified: February 11, 2016 at 5:00 am by Joods.)
@ CD: Definitely. Especially if it was the sharpened end.
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#94
RE: Lenten Resolutions?
February 11, 2016 at 5:02 am
(February 11, 2016 at 1:30 am)Nymphadora Wrote: Hey, if I had a pencil shoved up my ass, I guess I'd be a troll too.

Oh, is that what they mean by "No. 2 pencil"? I've been taking standardized tests all wrong... Tongue
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#95
RE: Lenten Resolutions?
February 11, 2016 at 5:18 am
LOL Eew.
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#96
RE: Lenten Resolutions?
February 11, 2016 at 5:25 am
But if they stuck a pencil up your arse, scaled as it is to the troll, it would be the pole of a street light.

That would get your eyes watering...

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#97
RE: Lenten Resolutions?
February 11, 2016 at 5:45 am
Not the kind of pole dancing I paid to see...
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#98
RE: Lenten Resolutions?
February 11, 2016 at 5:57 am
Guys, you know who TC is? Pious Paladin. There I said it. I was fun while it lasted.
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#99
RE: Lenten Resolutions?
February 11, 2016 at 6:01 am (This post was last modified: February 11, 2016 at 6:02 am by robvalue.)
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RE: Lenten Resolutions?
February 11, 2016 at 6:41 am
(February 11, 2016 at 5:57 am)ignoramus Wrote: Guys, you know who TC is? Pious Paladin. There I said it. I was fun while it lasted.

Maybe. The MO is not the same, though. PP used proxy servers from Europe, while this person uses a static IP from the same place in America.
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