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Lenten Resolutions?
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#31
RE: Lenten Resolutions?
February 9, 2016 at 6:38 pm



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#32
RE: Lenten Resolutions?
February 9, 2016 at 6:55 pm (This post was last modified: February 9, 2016 at 6:55 pm by Edwardo Piet.)
(February 9, 2016 at 5:55 pm)TrueChristian Wrote: Don't you think its worth though? to engage in fasting of some sort?

I can't think of anything I would want to give up.

More importantly: Hello cunty-bastard troll, why the fuck would I give something up on Lent anyway? "Lent" means fuck all.

Oh wait... you're not actually saying stuff you believe you're just being a trolling prat.
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#33
RE: Lenten Resolutions?
February 9, 2016 at 7:15 pm
(February 9, 2016 at 5:55 pm)TrueChristian Wrote: Don't you think its worth though? to engage in fasting of some sort?

No.
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#34
RE: Lenten Resolutions?
February 9, 2016 at 7:42 pm
(February 9, 2016 at 6:55 pm)Evie Wrote:
(February 9, 2016 at 5:55 pm)TrueChristian Wrote: Don't you think its worth though? to engage in fasting of some sort?

I can't think of anything I would want to give up.

More importantly: Hello cunty-bastard troll, why the fuck would I give something up on Lent anyway? "Lent" means fuck all.

Oh wait... you're not actually saying stuff you believe you're just being a trolling prat.

You watch your MOUTH! Angry Angry

You are lucky Im not for you to say that to my face! Get on your knees, worship god, please him, make him feel satisfied. That is the key to a happy and quiet life with God in the picture!
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RE: Lenten Resolutions?
February 9, 2016 at 7:49 pm
(February 9, 2016 at 5:00 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: I'll do reach arounds for select Catholic mens throughout Lent.

I'm sure that would be greatly appreciated but I don't think it's exactly in the spirit of lent. Try something like giving up lube for spit, or only putting the tip in.
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RE: Lenten Resolutions?
February 9, 2016 at 8:03 pm (This post was last modified: February 9, 2016 at 8:04 pm by athrock.)
(February 9, 2016 at 3:12 pm)TrueChristian Wrote: First of all, I hope you had a happy and joyous Mardi Gras! Let's hope you didn't have too many drinks or collect too many beads... if you know what Im saying Wink .

However, the fun and festivities of Mardis Gras shall soon be finished and the solemnity of Lent is close at hand.

Here is an illustration, to help you understand what lent is all about : http://www.ncregister.com/images/uploads...336416.jpg

It is where Jesus retreated to the desert to fast and commune closer to his father (who was also himself!)

During this lententide, we too are afforded the opprotunity to get close to the lord our God.


For this lent, I plan on giving up cookies, Ice cream, and using the internet recreationally. You may not see me on here for too much longer (except for Sundays. You can take those off Wink )

How do you all plan to spend your lent? Made any "lenten resolutions?"

Please let me know. Blessings!! Smile

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RE: Lenten Resolutions?
February 9, 2016 at 8:06 pm
(February 9, 2016 at 5:55 pm)TrueChristian Wrote: Don't you think its worth though? to engage in fasting of some sort?

So, you're going engage in some sort of fisting for Lent. 
Who cares? 

It's a bit of stretch, thinking anyone else is interassted.
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#38
RE: Lenten Resolutions?
February 9, 2016 at 8:07 pm
(February 9, 2016 at 7:42 pm)TrueChristian Wrote:
(February 9, 2016 at 6:55 pm)Evie Wrote: I can't think of anything I would want to give up.

More importantly: Hello cunty-bastard troll, why the fuck would I give something up on Lent anyway? "Lent" means fuck all.

Oh wait... you're not actually saying stuff you believe you're just being a trolling prat.

You watch your MOUTH! Angry Angry

You are lucky Im not for you to say that to my face! Get on your knees, worship god, please him, make him feel satisfied. That is the key to a happy and quiet life with God in the picture!

Listen, you fuckwad dick-sucking piece of shit troll, go take a flying fuck at a rolling donut on a super-highway. Fuck your sick sadistic asshole bastard moron of a god.  Fuck your idiot rancid pond-scum sucking pedophile cross-dressing baby-raping witch-doctor psychotic priests.  How's that?  Better?
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RE: Lenten Resolutions?
February 9, 2016 at 8:08 pm
(February 9, 2016 at 8:06 pm)Thena323 Wrote:
(February 9, 2016 at 5:55 pm)TrueChristian Wrote: Don't you think its worth though? to engage in fasting of some sort?

So, you're going engage in some sort of fisting for Lent. 
Who cares? 

It's a bit of stretch, thinking anyone else is interassted.

I see what you did there.
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RE: Lenten Resolutions?
February 9, 2016 at 8:27 pm
(February 9, 2016 at 8:07 pm)drfuzzy Wrote:
(February 9, 2016 at 7:42 pm)TrueChristian Wrote: You watch your MOUTH! Angry Angry

You are lucky Im not for you to say that to my face! Get on your knees, worship god, please him, make him feel satisfied. That is the key to a happy and quiet life with God in the picture!

Listen, you fuckwad dick-sucking piece of shit troll, go take a flying fuck at a rolling donut on a super-highway. Fuck your sick sadistic asshole bastard moron of a god.  Fuck your idiot rancid pond-scum sucking pedophile cross-dressing baby-raping witch-doctor psychotic priests.  How's that?  Better?

Kind of hypocritcal from someone who works for a Catholic Church Dodgy .

The Church  gives you your bread and butter to live. Don't you ever forget that.

How ironic. You hate the organization you help..
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