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Analogy thread
March 9, 2016 at 8:54 pm
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Here is a few of mine
Stare into the sun long enough it stares back at you turning you blind.
Religion is like a beauty product no matter how much you apply to the face it's still shit.
Looking for god is like looking for a non existing black cat in a dark room.
You keep saying Stalin, Pol Pot and even Sobodan killed in the name of atheism, but why don't you talk your bloody past hypocrites.
Socialist health care is bad? Well either file for bankruptcy when you get surgery or not file bankruptcy.
Christians complain they are being persecuted no i'm sure that they are complaining that can't persecute anymore.
christians, jews, islamists really hate one another even though they worship the same damn god and have different books.
final
Islam for a religion that claims to be peaceful sure loves explosions.
Atheism is a non-prophet organization join today.
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RE: Analogy thread
March 9, 2016 at 10:21 pm
Life is like a box of chocolates...
...wait...
... Fuck off, Forrest!
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"You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"
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RE: Analogy thread
March 10, 2016 at 12:57 am
Here's my analogy.
A pink unicorn and a theist who understands the scientific method!
Neither fucking exist!
No God, No fear.
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RE: Analogy thread
March 10, 2016 at 2:18 am
Life is like farts, if you try too hard it'll all go to shit.
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RE: Analogy thread
March 10, 2016 at 2:24 am
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Going to church is a lot like "sexy-time" with a partner you don't particularly care for anymore; You feel obligated on special occasions and it's only tolerable the first 10 minutes or so, just barely.
After that, you're like "Oh my god, this is so lame. When will this be over?"
"Please finish. Come on, come on, come on....I've got things to do."
"I just wanna sleep...When can I sleep?"
To yourself, of course. Not aloud.
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RE: Analogy thread
March 10, 2016 at 3:56 am
An analogy thread is kind of like a zoo filled with stuffed animals.
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
Psalm 14, KJV revised edition
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RE: Analogy thread
March 10, 2016 at 4:05 am
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shoosh! The theists haven't noticed yet...
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PS, for some funny alternate animal names, checkout the 2 links below
http://www.buzzfeed.com/chelseamarshall/...im3roooJZX
http://boredomtherapy.com/funny-animal-names/
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RE: Analogy thread
March 10, 2016 at 4:33 am
Praying to God is like thanking a man for selling you a bandage after he cuts you with a knife.
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RE: Analogy thread
March 12, 2016 at 11:08 pm
Religion is like a TV show but the TV is off and the viewer believes there is something on the TV that they should watch.
Atheism is like a TV but the TV is on and the viewer doesn't need the faith to watch the show.
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