My Cat Climbed All Over My Laptop
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My Cat Climbed All Over My Laptop
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 (March 10, 2016 at 2:06 pm)Nymphadora Wrote: So cute... however... like all kittehs.... she has RBF As do I.
"For me, it is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring." - Carl Sagan
 (March 10, 2016 at 7:50 pm)Rhythm Wrote: It's a cat, she walks through a mirror in your house...and he comes out a mirror in mine. Planes, pfft, planes are for silly people. No, that is my cat, Missy. She's actually better behaved at my place though. I can see she's loved where ever she goes so I'll keep the mirrors accessible to her. :-) That's why cats can turn so fast without falling on their backs because they know stupid humans can tell which way up a mirror goes.  RE: My Cat Climbed All Over My Laptop
March 10, 2016 at 8:54 pm
(This post was last modified: March 10, 2016 at 9:35 pm by ignoramus.)
Mine pisses off for days at a time. He drives us bonkers.
We're sick of worrying about him. My instinct is that he's got another house. I'm going to do a stakeout this long weekend. I've got the binoculars. I'm driving around the back of the house where the pony club is and follow him from there. I think I need to buy donuts first, don't I?
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear. 
Cat climbing on the keyboard? That's how Freakazoid got his powers!
(ps who watched Freakazoid? If you did, comment about it, but be sure not to mention Candle Jack in your comment, because if you do he'll come to take
How will we know, when the morning comes, we are still human? - 2D
Don't worry, my friend. If this be the end, then so shall it be.  (March 10, 2016 at 8:54 pm)ignoramus Wrote: Mine pisses of for days at a time. He drives us bonkers. And a bottle to piss in. Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"  (March 10, 2016 at 9:19 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote:(March 10, 2016 at 8:54 pm)ignoramus Wrote: Mine pisses of for days at a time. He drives us bonkers. And a bag to put the body in ....wait (March 10, 2016 at 9:31 pm)pool the great Wrote:(March 10, 2016 at 9:19 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: And a bottle to piss in. Only on Wednesdays... Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???" 
The kittens get into everything. And I mean everything. I threw my bra over by the basement door and Dill decided he was going to play with it and dragged it back into the living room. He's also been trying to eat the waterdish these last few days. There is seriously something going on that's just not right. His brother, Pickles, just claws the crap out of the cat tree and chases toys around the house. We pulled three cat toys from under the stove this evening. I'm sure they will be right back under there by morning.
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Judi ...that's some funny shit right there!
I'm picturing a pet dog at someone's house come into the dining room with the parents and family over for dinner with a toy in his mouth! (uhmm, except it's a dildo!)
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear. (March 11, 2016 at 1:55 am)Nymphadora Wrote: The kittens get into everything. And I mean everything. I threw my bra over by the basement door and Dill decided he was going to play with it and dragged it back into the living room. ... My cat just turned 18; for the last few years, every single day, he grabs a piece of clothing and humps it. He's neutered, and he didn't do it from the time he was a kitten until maybe 3 years ago, but in his crotchety old age he's decided to assert his sexual dominance over all clothing, blankets and other cloth items in the house. He makes no distinction between clean and dirty, so we've just started leaving a few dirty shirts on the floor before washing them so he doesn't defile the fresh laundry.
How will we know, when the morning comes, we are still human? - 2D
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