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Execution Weekend
March 23, 2016 at 3:50 pm
So, what's everyone doing while we're celebrating Execution Weekend, the annual celebration of Rome executing one of its most notorious criminals?
Not notorious, you say?
Just look and all the evil his followers have been involved in since his execution
So, how are you celebrating?
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:
"You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"
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RE: Execution Weekend
March 23, 2016 at 3:51 pm
I'll make a nice aborted baby stew, most likely.
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RE: Execution Weekend
March 23, 2016 at 3:52 pm
With 2 days lying in bed, getting drunk and watching porn. It's what Jesus would have wanted.
After all, he died for our sins. His sacrifice would be pretty pointless if we didn't sin, wouldn't it?
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RE: Execution Weekend
March 23, 2016 at 3:52 pm
I'll be turning Super Mutants into gibs.
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RE: Execution Weekend
March 23, 2016 at 4:01 pm
Doing the pagan thing. Torturing bunnies till they shit colored eggs. Then dipping them in chocolate.
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RE: Execution Weekend
March 23, 2016 at 4:26 pm
watching fisting videos and self inflicting rectal trauma until orgasm . . .
Fuck me JEBUS !!! Fuck ME !!!!
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RE: Execution Weekend
March 23, 2016 at 4:48 pm
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Thursday: pickup new ratio diff centre for the mustang, new machined axle also.
Friday: lunch at sister in law's house with the family
Saturday: at work catching up
Sunday: mow lawns, then casino
Monday: install diff in mustang
No sign of jebus anywhere!
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RE: Execution Weekend
March 23, 2016 at 4:52 pm
I'll be going to the local Catholic Church. Abscond with a Holy Host jes so I'z kin torture it.
Suitable Host torture would include making it listen to Trump prattle on about his enormous hands. And perhaps a reading from The God Delusion for dessert.
Later, we'll probably bake a ham, I mean tender, sweet baby...
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RE: Execution Weekend
March 23, 2016 at 6:33 pm
the taking a shit part would be special if you posted pics for the rest of us . . . . .
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