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March 23, 2016 at 5:00 pm
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RE: HeartGuard
March 23, 2016 at 5:06 pm
You big tease. I thought this was going to be about the heart worm treatment/preventative for dogs. Stop toying with me. SHIT!
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RE: HeartGuard
March 24, 2016 at 12:49 am
Same here. Shite. I thought this was going to be one of those "heartworm preventatives are only for outside dogs" things.
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RE: HeartGuard
March 24, 2016 at 5:05 am
I always wondered why Angel from Buffy didn't get a heartguard. You know, a metal box implanted around his heart to stop himself getting staked. Would have made him pretty hard to stop.
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RE: HeartGuard
March 24, 2016 at 7:17 am
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