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RE: I am Jesus
May 11, 2016 at 2:06 am
Do you purport to have a really mundane name in your every day life that somehow nonsensically magically points to you being Jesus?
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RE: I am Jesus
May 11, 2016 at 2:07 am
Of course you are.
What have I got in my pocket?
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RE: I am Jesus
May 11, 2016 at 2:07 am
When you turn water into wine, can you do just generic wine or can you, say, turn it into a 1953 Château Lafite?
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
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RE: I am Jesus
May 11, 2016 at 2:12 am
All I want to know is where to get weed that good.
A Christian told me: if you were saved you cant lose your salvation. you're sealed with the Holy Ghost
I replied: Can I refuse? Because I find the entire concept of vicarious blood sacrifice atonement to be morally abhorrent, the concept of holding flawed creatures permanently accountable for social misbehaviors and thought crimes to be morally abhorrent, and the concept of calling something "free" when it comes with the strings of subjugation and obedience perhaps the most morally abhorrent of all... and that's without even going into the history of justifying genocide, slavery, rape, misogyny, religious intolerance, and suppression of free speech which has been attributed by your own scriptures to your deity. I want a refund. I would burn happily rather than serve the monster you profess to love.
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RE: I am Jesus
May 11, 2016 at 2:15 am
(May 11, 2016 at 2:14 am)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote: Right up the street from me. 
We still hate you for that, y'know.
A Christian told me: if you were saved you cant lose your salvation. you're sealed with the Holy Ghost
I replied: Can I refuse? Because I find the entire concept of vicarious blood sacrifice atonement to be morally abhorrent, the concept of holding flawed creatures permanently accountable for social misbehaviors and thought crimes to be morally abhorrent, and the concept of calling something "free" when it comes with the strings of subjugation and obedience perhaps the most morally abhorrent of all... and that's without even going into the history of justifying genocide, slavery, rape, misogyny, religious intolerance, and suppression of free speech which has been attributed by your own scriptures to your deity. I want a refund. I would burn happily rather than serve the monster you profess to love.
