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I am Jesus
RE: I am Jesus
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"The family that prays together...is brainwashing their children."- Albert Einstein
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RE: I am Jesus
(May 20, 2016 at 1:33 am)Love333 Wrote: Actually I came to the conclusion I am not Jesus. All that I said was a bunch of mumbo jumbo...Word Salad. You can put this into joke section now. Since this is an Atheist forum.
I am serious. I am turning into a salad right now as I speak

Trolled you all.

Most boring troll ever.
"I was thirsty for everything, but blood wasn't my style" - Live, "Voodoo Lady"
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Boring? A troll that turns into salad?
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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(May 19, 2016 at 9:21 pm)Love333 Wrote: If I said your middle name wouldn't you rationalize that I hacked your computer or worse worship me and put me above you as you think you are not worthy?

Translation:
"I have no fucking clue, but I can't admit that now that I've claimed to be jeebus."
Thief and assassin for hire. Member in good standing of the Rogues Guild.
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Thanks for playing. Motive achieved, free to leave now.
I don't have an anger problem, I have an idiot problem.
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