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I am Bigfoot.

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I am Bigfoot.
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RE: I am Bigfoot.
May 21, 2016 at 6:37 am
(May 21, 2016 at 3:10 am)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote: Large feet?  Yup
Hairy?  Yep (easy, there vorlon)
Live in Pacific NW?  Yup

Ergo, I am Bigfoot.

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Checkmate skeptic muthafuckas!

is it good shit, huh?  Is Kitty gonna have to drag you to bed again?  hehe
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#12
RE: I am Bigfoot.
May 21, 2016 at 7:11 am
For his very own bigfootish nature as opposed to a moment of urgency of some sort? (urgency to get his Bigfoot Beauty Sleep (CD needs his BBS, I know this because I learned about it while watching a bigfoot documentary on PBS (it must be true because it rhymes))
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RE: I am Bigfoot.
May 21, 2016 at 9:09 am
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May 21, 2016 at 9:30 am
You guys remember "Harry and the Hendersons"?
Nay_Sayer: “Nothing is impossible if you dream big enough, or in this case, nothing is impossible if you use a barrel of KY Jelly and a miniature horse.”

Wiser words were never spoken. 
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I am Bigfoot.
May 21, 2016 at 9:31 am
[Image: 364d93b4167f21ea512233a0e5337c3f.jpg]
Nay_Sayer: “Nothing is impossible if you dream big enough, or in this case, nothing is impossible if you use a barrel of KY Jelly and a miniature horse.”

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RE: I am Bigfoot.
May 21, 2016 at 10:07 am
(May 21, 2016 at 3:23 am)Alasdair Ham Wrote: Hmm... Bigfoots don't but what about bigfeet?

Stahp. You make angry badger angry. Badger

(May 21, 2016 at 3:23 am)Alasdair Ham Wrote: Do any bigfeet ironically not have big feet due to genetically anomalous reasons?

Yes. We don't like to talk about it.
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RE: I am Bigfoot.
May 21, 2016 at 10:07 am
(May 21, 2016 at 9:31 am)LadyForCamus Wrote: [Image: 364d93b4167f21ea512233a0e5337c3f.jpg]

That looks like me pappy. :tears:
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May 21, 2016 at 10:09 am
Your Pappy looked like John Lithgow? Poor fella...

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RE: I am Bigfoot.
May 21, 2016 at 10:15 am
(May 21, 2016 at 10:09 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Your Pappy looked like John Lithgow?  Poor fella...

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No, the one on the left in the dress. Pap always looked good in pastels.
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RE: I am Bigfoot.
May 21, 2016 at 10:20 am (This post was last modified: May 21, 2016 at 10:21 am by BrianSoddingBoru4.)
(May 21, 2016 at 10:15 am)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote:
(May 21, 2016 at 10:09 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Your Pappy looked like John Lithgow?  Poor fella...

Boru

No, the one on the left in the dress.  Pap always looked good in pastels.

Lucky old pappy, then.  I could never pull it off.

Boru

edit: I'm aware that didn't sound right, but you know what I mean.
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