Why do women slut shame men? They should slut shame women more than they already do

[Losty]

Wait, now. It's not completely useless. Ketchup is good on a hamburger or with french fries.

I don't like it. It's gross. Especially the smell makes me feel sick.

[Jackalope]

Wait, now. It's not completely useless. Ketchup is good on a hamburger or with french fries.

As an ingredienr for something like fry sauce, yeah. By itself, just no.

What kind of horrible person puts ketchup on a burger?

[ErGingerbreadMandude]

Wait, now. It's not completely useless. Ketchup is good on a hamburger or with french fries.

I don't like it. It's gross. Especially the smell makes me feel sick.

We're no longer talking about feminists.

[Losty]

I don't like it. It's gross. Especially the smell makes me feel sick.

We're no longer talking about feminists.

I smell nice.

[Edwardo Piet]

I fucking bet you do [emoji6]

[ErGingerbreadMandude]

[Thumpalumpacus]

The answer is
De jure.
I win.

Pool - 1
Thump - 0

A senior monk and a junior monk were traveling together. At one point, they came to a river with a strong current. As the monks were preparing to cross the river, they saw a very young and beautiful woman also attempting to cross. The young woman asked if they could help her cross to the other side. The two monks glanced at one another because they had taken vows not to touch a woman. Then, without a word, the older monk picked up the woman, carried her across the river, placed her gently on the other side, and carried on his 
journey.

The younger monk couldn’t believe what had just happened. After rejoining his companion, he was speechless, and an hour passed without a word between them. Two more hours passed, then three, finally the younger monk could contain himself any longer, and blurted out “As monks, we are not permitted a woman, how could you then carry that woman on your shoulders?” The older monk looked at him and replied, “Brother, I set her down on the other side of the river, why are you still carrying her?”

Score it as you wish, wisdom isn't measured by points.

[Thumpalumpacus]

Wait, now. It's not completely useless. Ketchup is good on a hamburger or with french fries.

Mustard, brotha. French's mustard.

[Thumpalumpacus]

lol
Alas, I am married to an unapologetic ketchup enthusiast. What can I do?

Divorce is always an option.

Exactly. We are, after all, talking about Important Stuff.

[ErGingerbreadMandude]

The answer is
De jure.
I win.

Pool - 1
Thump - 0

A senior monk and a junior monk were traveling together. At one point, they came to a river with a strong current. As the monks were preparing to cross the river, they saw a very young and beautiful woman also attempting to cross. The young woman asked if they could help her cross to the other side. The two monks glanced at one another because they had taken vows not to touch a woman. Then, without a word, the older monk picked up the woman, carried her across the river, placed her gently on the other side, and carried on his 
journey.

The younger monk couldn’t believe what had just happened. After rejoining his companion, he was speechless, and an hour passed without a word between them. Two more hours passed, then three, finally the younger monk could contain himself any longer, and blurted out “As monks, we are not permitted a woman, how could you then carry that woman on your shoulders?” The older monk looked at him and replied, “Brother, I set her down on the other side of the river, why are you still carrying her?”

Score it as you wish, wisdom isn't measured by points.

Three elephants walk into a large bar and order three bottles of Jack Daniels.

The first elephant says, "I bet I can drink this faster than you guys,"and with that gulps down the entire bottle in six seconds flat.

The second elephant not wishing to be outdone says, " I'll take that bet" and immediately gulps the bottle down, this time in 5 seconds.

The third elephant sees this and asks the bar man, "Is the smoking ban effecting business much?"

"Not really, we've got the old heaters outside so we're doing alright. Things will pick up again now in May or so," says the barman.

"They will I suppose" says the third elephant, nodding.