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Spotted This At TTA
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Spotted This At TTA
https://gcaptain.com/noahs-ark-crashes-i...hat-right/

Quote:Noah’s Ark Crashes Into Coast Guard Vessel… You Read That Right

[Image: 2016-06-10T102901Z_1081349375_D1AETJBWCJ...-ODDLY.jpg]


Oops.
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Wut
(August 21, 2017 at 11:31 pm)KevinM1 Wrote: "I'm not a troll"
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#3
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Seems to need work on the steering gear.
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#4
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Impressive ark. I want one.
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#5
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Not many people know this, but God regularly used to bust Noah's ass for DUI.
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Quote:The Ark is now owned by the Ark of Noah Foundation, which was planning on bringing the educational vessel across the Atlantic to Rio de Janeiro for the Olympic Games this summer.

My jaw just about hit the floor when I read that. I'm sure it would be carried on one of those huge vessels that transport large yachts but they make it sound like they were planing to actually tow the thing across the ocean. That wouldn't work out very well.

I love how they call this thing an "educational vessel." I guess that's true if you're trying to educate people about human stupidity.
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.

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I want to see how that scow handles heavy seas, preferable in shallow enough water so I can dive it when it sinks.
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#8
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You may be luck.  Doesn't sound as if it has much chance of making it out of Oslo harbor.
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(June 11, 2016 at 11:37 pm)Minimalist Wrote: You may be luck.  Doesn't sound as if it has much chance of making it out of Oslo harbor.

Cool. I'll dust off my drysuit.
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That Ark doesn't look big enough for two of every animal, their food and water supplies, and space for excrement. It's almost as though the story is bullshit....
"I was thirsty for everything, but blood wasn't my style" - Live, "Voodoo Lady"
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