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Today is My Birthday

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Today is My Birthday
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Today is My Birthday
July 2, 2016 at 10:05 am
51 years ago today, I popped onto this planet and said



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The god who allows children to be raped out of respect for the free will choice of the rapist, but punishes gay men for engaging in mutually consensual sex couldn't possibly be responsible for an intelligently designed universe.

I may defend your right to free speech, but i won't help you pass out flyers.

Those who can make you believe absurdities, can make you commit atrocities.
--Voltaire

Nietzsche isn't dead. How do I know he lives? He lives in my mind.
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RE: Today is My Birthday
July 2, 2016 at 10:14 am
Happy birthday! No way you're 51 though.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: Today is My Birthday
July 2, 2016 at 10:20 am
HB-day!
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RE: Today is My Birthday
July 2, 2016 at 10:32 am
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 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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RE: Today is My Birthday
July 2, 2016 at 10:35 am
Happy birthday, woo! Smile

I hope you have a lovely day Heart
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Chad32 Offline
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RE: Today is My Birthday
July 2, 2016 at 10:40 am
I'll get the birthday paddle......
Poe's Law: "Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."

10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason...
http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/

Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50

A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh.
http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html

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RE: Today is My Birthday
July 2, 2016 at 10:45 am
Have a beautiful day my friend!
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
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RE: Today is My Birthday
July 2, 2016 at 11:23 am
(July 2, 2016 at 10:40 am)Chad32 Wrote: I'll get the birthday paddle......

In that case, I'm just one year oldSmile
The god who allows children to be raped out of respect for the free will choice of the rapist, but punishes gay men for engaging in mutually consensual sex couldn't possibly be responsible for an intelligently designed universe.

I may defend your right to free speech, but i won't help you pass out flyers.

Those who can make you believe absurdities, can make you commit atrocities.
--Voltaire

Nietzsche isn't dead. How do I know he lives? He lives in my mind.
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RE: Today is My Birthday
July 2, 2016 at 11:24 am
51 years?! Congrats. I got stuck at 20.
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RE: Today is My Birthday
July 2, 2016 at 11:27 am
Get someone to do something nice for you today!
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