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Today is My Birthday

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Today is My Birthday
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#31
RE: Today is My Birthday
July 2, 2016 at 5:55 pm
(July 2, 2016 at 10:05 am)Rhondazvous Wrote: 51 years ago today, I popped onto this planet and said


Happy B-day, Rhonda! Clap


May you reach twice that age! Cool
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#32
RE: Today is My Birthday
July 2, 2016 at 6:07 pm
Happy Birthday Rhonda!

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"There remain four irreducible objections to religious faith: that it wholly misrepresents the origins of man and the cosmos, that because of this original error it manages to combine the maximum servility with the maximum of solipsism, that it is both the result and the cause of dangerous sexual repression, and that it is ultimately grounded on wish-thinking." ~Christopher Hitchens, god is not Great

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#33
RE: Today is My Birthday
July 2, 2016 at 6:16 pm
Happy birthday.
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#34
RE: Today is My Birthday
July 2, 2016 at 6:24 pm (This post was last modified: July 2, 2016 at 6:25 pm by Lucanus.)
Happy bday Rhonda! Have fun!
"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.

Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped.

Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses.

Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder.

Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids."
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#35
RE: Today is My Birthday
July 2, 2016 at 6:28 pm
Happy Birthday, Rhonda!
A Gemma is forever.
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#36
RE: Today is My Birthday
July 2, 2016 at 8:36 pm
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At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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#37
RE: Today is My Birthday
July 2, 2016 at 10:52 pm
Happy birthday Heart
(August 21, 2017 at 11:31 pm)KevinM1 Wrote: "I'm not a troll"
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Hammy Wrote:and we also have a sheep on our bed underneath as well
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#38
RE: Today is My Birthday
July 2, 2016 at 11:03 pm
Happy Birthday, Rhondazvous! Hope you're having a good one! Smile
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#39
RE: Today is My Birthday
July 2, 2016 at 11:08 pm
Happy Birthday Rhonda.
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#40
RE: Today is My Birthday
July 3, 2016 at 1:16 am
Hope you had a good one, Rhonda.
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