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Misread Thread Titles
July 3, 2016 at 6:42 am
(This post was last modified: July 3, 2016 at 6:54 am by ignoramus.)
I read it every now and again where we misread titles as something else. (Usually something dirtier)
Add them here.
"Sex with a transsexual" I innately read as "Sex with a transaxle".
The first thought which came to me was, OK, Vorlon's now shoving car parts up his clacker! Good to know...
Also, when LittleRik posted "I feel a bit relieved", I immediately thought that he'd had shock therapy to remove some kidney stones? Seriously!
I must have a dirty mind: I took "Refuting Christians with their Own Bible" as another kinky sex act! I had to look up refuting in case it had another meaning!
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RE: Misread Thread Titles
July 3, 2016 at 7:09 am
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Oddly enough, I read this one as 'Misread Thread Titties' and hesitated to click on it. Also, I misread 'Pornography Rule' as 'Pornography RULES!' and couldn't wait to click on it.
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RE: Misread Thread Titles
July 3, 2016 at 8:48 am
(July 3, 2016 at 7:09 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Oddly enough, I read this one as 'Misread Thread Titties' and hesitated to click on it.
Omg same! I actually came in to type this but you beat me to it haha
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RE: Misread Thread Titles
July 3, 2016 at 8:57 am
That's pretty meta.
Woaaaaahhhh, man.
"There remain four irreducible objections to religious faith: that it wholly misrepresents the origins of man and the cosmos, that because of this original error it manages to combine the maximum servility with the maximum of solipsism, that it is both the result and the cause of dangerous sexual repression, and that it is ultimately grounded on wish-thinking." ~Christopher Hitchens, god is not Great
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RE: Misread Thread Titles
July 3, 2016 at 9:45 am
Misread Thread Head?
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RE: Misread Thread Titles
July 3, 2016 at 9:47 am
(This post was last modified: July 3, 2016 at 9:48 am by Alex K.)
I keep reading "Nudity, is it sexy in this forum?"
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
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