Lucifer

[purplepurpose]

Lucifer had it all - immortality, noble life in eternal servitude to The most badass Alpha male. And yet he along with his hommies gave it up for pussy and position as rulers of earth. 

Question to Christians:
How comes God was betrayed for pussy?

P.S. Lucifer, even if your ugly and scary, I feel ya. Fruit is just too sweet.

[vorlon13]

and it's not easy getting laid when you look like this:

[Edwardo Piet]

[vorlon13]

or this:

[Minimalist]

and it's not easy getting laid when you look like this:

Well......




depends on how rich you are.

[Alex K]

depends on how rich you are.

The plastic surgeon (not shown)

[Crossless2.0]

and it's not easy getting laid when you look like this:

Well, that explains the guy wearing the funny hat and his professional choice. But in fairness, I'll bet the guy on the right doesn't do much better.

[Chad32]

Nobody likes to devote every moment of their life to another person. Especially if that person only really cares about himself. For god so loved the world, that he calls them all evil for not being exactly like him. Or maybe the problem is, that we're actually more like him than he wanted us to be.

[Drich]

Lucifer's sin was to covet what God was/had. In essence he wanted to be the shot caller. He wanted to be the alpha and omega, not a servant.

[Athene]

Lucifer's sin was to covet what God was/had. In essence he wanted to be the shot caller. He wanted to be the alpha and omega, not a servant.

Seems as though that should make one wonder what gave Mr. Lucifer reason to believe that he could.
Become the shot caller, Alpha and Omega that is.

It certainly crossed my mind as a believer. Didn't care to think on it too hard, though.