Where do you punch Christ?

[Fake Messiah]

What do you know, in the earlier drafts for 1st Star Trek movie, Roddenberry imagined Kirk fighting Christ who came back, you know instead of V'ger there was supposed to be Jesus. So, in the name of art and fan fiction, I was wondering what do you think fight would look like? Where do you punch Christ? Would there be obligatory punch in the nutsack? Would Kirk pull hid beard? It would be funny Jesus punching Kirk in the middle of the face and you see Kirk's nose protruding trough the hand wound.

Here's some info on the script:
At one point in this movie script, which came to be known unofficially as “The God Thing,” the alien force assumes (reverts to?) the form of Jesus Christ and asks if Kirk knows him. Kirk says he does.

Trek novelist Michael Jan Friedman was approached by Paramount-owned Pocket Books to novelize Roddenberry’s “God Thing” script for publication. Friedman says he was “dismayed” when he read Roddenberry's screenplay:

It was disjointed — scenes didn’t work together, didn’t build toward anything meaningful. Kirk, Spock and McCoy didn’t seem anything like themselves. There was some mildly erotic, midlife-crisis stuff in there that didn’t serve any real purpose. In the climactic scene, Kirk had a fistfight with an alien who had assumed the image of Jesus Christ.
sauce

[brewer]

Las Vegas.

[robvalue]

I would punch him right on the sin maker.

[Foxaèr]

He doesn't exist. I can't punch him anywhere.

[robvalue]

You could punch all the guys who were enough like him that Christians would call them "historical Jesus".

Might take a while.

[ignoramus]

I would lift his kaftan to see if he was circumcised! There's lot's of imposters you know!

[robvalue]

I would punch him in the street, on the beach, in a cinema or anywhere else he got in my face. Jewelry store.

[Homeless Nutter]

If one was to punch a Jew - the nose would seem like an obvious target...

[robvalue]

[ignoramus]