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Paste Fest: Revisited
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James had a lot on his mind. He'd always been one to think too hard on things that worry him. Following orders wasn't easy for him, when a voice inside kept asking questions. His pencil swirling under the tip of his index finger, he had to find a way to make this right. James grimaced as he placed one hand on his temple and tried in vain to rub his frustration away, no matter how long he thought, his conscience would not let him focus long enough for a solution to form in his mind. He had always been plagued by what he liked to call 'analysis paralysis' but this was just getting ridiculous.

A welcome distraction, the door bell rang. He glanced at the clock. It was 3.31 PM and, curiously, as much as it is said that "time flies when you're having fun" several hours had gone by without him noticing and he most certainly had not been having fun. He threw down his pencil and dragged himself to the door. Jules? At this hour of the day? Well, this could be just the kind of distraction he'd been looking for. He was walking now with a kind of swagger as he approached that cottage paneled oak door, already he was getting into the cocky persona he always tried to project when being around Jules. James could see through the small window situated in the center of the door that it was raining outside, although at this angle it was still impossible to see if this actually was Jules.

When the door burst open it was not Jules but her husband who came crashing in with a frantic look on his face. He had never seen her husband in person up until this point, and now, here he was. He was shaking with nerves with sweat running down his face, he stumbled over his words as he tried to tell James something quite urgent.

"Jules has told me everything James, all of it, all your secrets, and now.. oh my god what have I done?"

James was becoming a bit frantic himself in his mind.  What is everything!? Everything about him helping her cover up her past? Everything about the affair? Or did she really tell him everything, no she couldn't have...she wouldn't. He steadied himself, and decided he would play dumb. He didn't want to give anything away.

"Forgive me for being dense but I'm afraid I'm not quite sure what you're talking about... care to remind me?" inquired James, disingenuously, as he anticipated the imminence of the inevitably brash response. But that brash response never came, what came instead was a slight, calm smile spreading on this man's drenched, previously manic face. From outside James could hear among the crashing of the raindrops a car door open, then close, then the clicking of high heel shoes advancing closer. James felt confused and a bit nauseous, but his face remained calm, after all he'd had years of mastering his skill of hiding all emotions.

On the outside James still seemed very settled, but he was still quite concerned about what looked like some sort of attempted trickery from his girlfriend's husband. It wasn't Jules who James could hear approaching his door, it was a young woman of oriental appearance.  In stark contrast to Jules's husband this woman's demeanor seemed beyond calm, it was as if she was walking into her own home and that it was James who was the uninvited guest.

James watched, dumbfounded, as the woman walked right past him and sat in his favourite armchair. Jules' husband pushed past James, and leant against the wall beside her. The woman produced a small notebook from her bag. She began telling James a story of a group of people with extraordinary sums of money who wished to hire James for a job. She told him how Jules had been placed with him to prepare him for his job interview which he had apparently just passed.

James' initial thoughts were rather paranoid. How can I trust them? Are they conning me? Is this some sort of scheme? They walk in here acting like they own the place and then make an "offer". Do they think I'm stupid? But James was soon to discover that this was genuine desperation rather than devious deception and that they clearly needed him more than he needed them. Being paranoid was a defensive reaction and part of why James was so good at his job. No one would ever guess from the outside; he always appeared so cool and calm.

So did they want him for his poker face? His discretion? James was not yet sure. What he was sure of was that he still had a very pressing matter to rectify before he could take on any new clients.
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#12
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I love this thread.
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#13
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You wouldn't love it if I had just been to Tumblr . . . .

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l9svsmx4XvM
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https://vine.co/v/5aFwHUFbrQP
"There remain four irreducible objections to religious faith: that it wholly misrepresents the origins of man and the cosmos, that because of this original error it manages to combine the maximum servility with the maximum of solipsism, that it is both the result and the cause of dangerous sexual repression, and that it is ultimately grounded on wish-thinking." ~Christopher Hitchens, god is not Great

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https://i.imgflip.com/1763at.jpg
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#17
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Are swear words like "bullshit" too vulgar for the contest?
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#18
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Motörhead
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http://favoritememes.com/_nw/13/02487515.jpg
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#20
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Maafushi Prison
"For me, it is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring." - Carl Sagan
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