Headlines

[BrianSoddingBoru4]

Post funny or awkward headlines here. They can be real headlines you've read, fake ones you've read, or one you've made up. I'll start:

Lorry Load Of Printer Ink Overturns. Losses Estimated At $1 Trillion

Boru

[TheRealJoeFish]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q5uLc0N4r2U

[Little lunch]

Great idea for a thread.
I got nothing, but I would like to say that no-one could ever beat the two ronnies when it comes to made up headlines.
I don't mean to derail but thanks 'TheRealJoeFish' for introducing me to Eric Andre.
I've just been watching him for a solid hour and I had to stop cause you can die from laughing.
I had to pause it after Joan Rivers asked him what was the worst thing he ever put in his mouth and he said, 'your pussy after this interview.'

[chimp3]

June 6th , 2015: "Man with Talking Asshole Announces Candidacy for 2016 U.S. Presidential Bid". Subtitle: "Sales in Breath Mints Spike"

[wiploc]

I forget the name of the book this is from.  It's a book of real headlines:  

Urologist in Trouble with His Peers.

ETA:  Okay, now I believe I do remember the book's name, which is another headline itself:

Squad Helps Dog Bite Man.

[Minimalist]

[ignoramus]

[wiploc]

I forget the name of the book this is from.  It's a book of real headlines:  

Urologist in Trouble with His Peers.

ETA:  Okay, now I believe I do remember the book's name, which is another headline itself:

Squad Helps Dog Bite Man.

Correction, it was:

Squad Helps Dog Bite Victim, and Other Flubs from the Nation's Press

[Edwardo Piet]

Turtle Buttsex Club Membership Soon To Become Obligatory Worldwide

[Minimalist]