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#TrumpDebateExcuses
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#TrumpDebateExcuses
Here is a smattering of funny ones from the hashtag TrumpDebateExcuses, reasons why the whinylittlebitch can't attend the debates:

https://twitter.com/bannerite/status/759896610008510464

https://twitter.com/KaivanShroff/status/...5385016320

https://twitter.com/GrnEyedMandy/status/...9349264384
"There remain four irreducible objections to religious faith: that it wholly misrepresents the origins of man and the cosmos, that because of this original error it manages to combine the maximum servility with the maximum of solipsism, that it is both the result and the cause of dangerous sexual repression, and that it is ultimately grounded on wish-thinking." ~Christopher Hitchens, god is not Great

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#2
RE: #TrumpDebateExcuses
https://twitter.com/paul_lander/status/7...6622361600

https://twitter.com/BettyBowers/status/7...9496906752

https://twitter.com/TheoloGOP/status/759961160225427456
"There remain four irreducible objections to religious faith: that it wholly misrepresents the origins of man and the cosmos, that because of this original error it manages to combine the maximum servility with the maximum of solipsism, that it is both the result and the cause of dangerous sexual repression, and that it is ultimately grounded on wish-thinking." ~Christopher Hitchens, god is not Great

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#3
RE: #TrumpDebateExcuses
Time for a Hillary version, methinks.
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#4
RE: #TrumpDebateExcuses
Hillary hasn't attempted to weasel out of the debates by lying about being sent a letter from the NFL.

If she does, twitter will respond.
"There remain four irreducible objections to religious faith: that it wholly misrepresents the origins of man and the cosmos, that because of this original error it manages to combine the maximum servility with the maximum of solipsism, that it is both the result and the cause of dangerous sexual repression, and that it is ultimately grounded on wish-thinking." ~Christopher Hitchens, god is not Great

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#5
RE: #TrumpDebateExcuses
(August 1, 2016 at 5:14 am)Bella Morte Wrote: Time for a Hilary version, methinks.

#kneejerk
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
Psalm 14, KJV revised edition

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#6
RE: #TrumpDebateExcuses
Alex Jones needs an enema and since he doesn't believe in NWO medicine he needs a friendly set of mouth to suck it all out. #TrumpDebateExcuses
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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#7
RE: #TrumpDebateExcuses
(August 1, 2016 at 5:14 am)Bella Morte Wrote: Time for a Hillary version, methinks.

Go for it. Go forth and post as many excuses from Hillary as you can find.

I await similar hilarity.
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#8
RE: #TrumpDebateExcuses
Sheeeeeit. Hillary is frothing at the mouth to be on the same stage as Drumpf.

Too bad one of the debates is the same night as a Giants game. #TrumpDebateExcuses.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TrTSqKqMQfE
"There remain four irreducible objections to religious faith: that it wholly misrepresents the origins of man and the cosmos, that because of this original error it manages to combine the maximum servility with the maximum of solipsism, that it is both the result and the cause of dangerous sexual repression, and that it is ultimately grounded on wish-thinking." ~Christopher Hitchens, god is not Great

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RE: #TrumpDebateExcuses
(August 1, 2016 at 5:14 am)Bella Morte Wrote: Time for a Hillary version, methinks.

What're you waiting for, Hotshot?

Oh, that's right, your mill doesn't have any grist.

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#10
RE: #TrumpDebateExcuses
I feel like all of those references were lost on her.
"There remain four irreducible objections to religious faith: that it wholly misrepresents the origins of man and the cosmos, that because of this original error it manages to combine the maximum servility with the maximum of solipsism, that it is both the result and the cause of dangerous sexual repression, and that it is ultimately grounded on wish-thinking." ~Christopher Hitchens, god is not Great

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