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Get to know your staff [UPDATED]
Get to know your staff
(August 11, 2016 at 9:43 pm)c172 Wrote:
(August 11, 2016 at 4:35 pm)mh.brewer Wrote: Apparently, but I'm not getting locked up to find out.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pruno

Actually, oddly, that whole article makes no reference to prunes (but I'll bet it could, if you wish, include prunes). 

However, we do have the BOWEL BANGER!!!!!!1111!!!oneone yeah BUDDY!


http://itchyfish.com/cocktail-recipes-5-...-and-more/


Yikes, haha! That's a "drinking alone" kind of drink.
Nay_Sayer: “Nothing is impossible if you dream big enough, or in this case, nothing is impossible if you use a barrel of KY Jelly and a miniature horse.”

Wiser words were never spoken. 
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(August 11, 2016 at 9:46 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(August 11, 2016 at 9:44 pm)LadyForCamus Wrote: How do you know?  [emoji50][emoji57][emoji8]

I'm psychic.


Or psycho.



One of those.


Potato/po-tah-to, right?
Nay_Sayer: “Nothing is impossible if you dream big enough, or in this case, nothing is impossible if you use a barrel of KY Jelly and a miniature horse.”

Wiser words were never spoken. 
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Innnnnapproprrrrriate joooookes to easssssy. Mussssst resssssssissssssst. Musst leeeave.
I don't have an anger problem, I have an idiot problem.
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(August 11, 2016 at 9:47 pm)LadyForCamus Wrote:
(August 11, 2016 at 9:46 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: I'm psychic.


Or psycho.



One of those.


Potato/po-tah-to, right?  

The voices just say "spuds".

And my father says, "spudatoes".

Glad I'm not a hobbit.
Dying to live, living to die.
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(August 11, 2016 at 9:50 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(August 11, 2016 at 9:47 pm)LadyForCamus Wrote: Potato/po-tah-to, right?  

The voices just say "spuds".

And my father says, "spudatoes".

Glad I'm not a hobbit.


LOL! [emoji23]
Nay_Sayer: “Nothing is impossible if you dream big enough, or in this case, nothing is impossible if you use a barrel of KY Jelly and a miniature horse.”

Wiser words were never spoken. 
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(August 11, 2016 at 9:48 pm)mh.brewer Wrote: Innnnnapproprrrrriate joooookes to easssssy. Mussssst resssssssissssssst. Musst leeeave.


Do it, do it, do it!!! [emoji13]
Nay_Sayer: “Nothing is impossible if you dream big enough, or in this case, nothing is impossible if you use a barrel of KY Jelly and a miniature horse.”

Wiser words were never spoken. 
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I think I'm overtired.
Nay_Sayer: “Nothing is impossible if you dream big enough, or in this case, nothing is impossible if you use a barrel of KY Jelly and a miniature horse.”

Wiser words were never spoken. 
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(August 11, 2016 at 9:38 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(August 11, 2016 at 9:37 pm)robvalue Wrote: Taken care of Smile

Setting a bad precedent, Rob!

You did it without a bribe!!

Dodgy

Psht yeah Rob. 

If anyone wants me to do anything modly, my list of demands stands. 

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If I were to create self aware beings knowing fully what they would do in their lifetimes, I sure wouldn't create a HELL for the majority of them to live in infinitely! That's not Love, that's sadistic. Therefore a truly loving god does not exist!

Quote:The sin is against an infinite being (God) unforgiven infinitely, therefore the punishment is infinite.

Dead wrong.  The actions of a finite being measured against an infinite one are infinitesimal and therefore merit infinitesimal punishment.

Quote:Some people deserve hell.

I say again:  No exceptions.  Punishment should be equal to the crime, not in excess of it.  As soon as the punishment is greater than the crime, the punisher is in the wrong.

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(August 11, 2016 at 8:28 pm)Luckie Wrote: *wondering what kittenkorn up the ass means  Tongue

Devil

Use that dark twisted imagination of yours Wink
(August 21, 2017 at 11:31 pm)KevinM1 Wrote: "I'm not a troll"
Religious Views: He gay

0/10

Hammy Wrote:and we also have a sheep on our bed underneath as well
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FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKK my horniness is coming out.
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