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Get to know your staff [UPDATED]
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#41
RE: Get to know your staff
August 7, 2016 at 5:54 am
(August 7, 2016 at 5:47 am)Little lunch Wrote: What's in it for you?
There doesn't seem to be any perks.

Hookers, man whores and blow. For Vorlon, the staff rooms fire extinguisher.
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#42
RE: Get to know your staff
August 7, 2016 at 8:58 am
That's his "blow."
"There remain four irreducible objections to religious faith: that it wholly misrepresents the origins of man and the cosmos, that because of this original error it manages to combine the maximum servility with the maximum of solipsism, that it is both the result and the cause of dangerous sexual repression, and that it is ultimately grounded on wish-thinking." ~Christopher Hitchens, god is not Great

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#43
RE: Get to know your staff
August 7, 2016 at 10:19 am (This post was last modified: August 7, 2016 at 10:22 am by RozKek.)
If you had to marry one member in the forums, who would it be and why?
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#44
RE: Get to know your staff
August 7, 2016 at 10:22 am
I would marry none of them. Now, if I wanted to play around, all the females. Because I am a dog.
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#45
RE: Get to know your staff
August 7, 2016 at 10:22 am
Oh wait, question wasnt for me.
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#46
RE: Get to know your staff
August 7, 2016 at 10:25 am
(August 7, 2016 at 10:22 am)LastPoet Wrote: I would marry none of them. Now, if I wanted to play around, all the females. Because I am a dog.

Your avatar says cat to me.
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#47
RE: Get to know your staff
August 7, 2016 at 10:33 am
Has there ever been an attempted coup?

Describe the best and worst staff entanglement/intervention (maintaining anonymity).
Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental. 
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#48
RE: Get to know your staff
August 7, 2016 at 10:45 am
A 'coup' ??

No, some bread and circus type feigned drama for the proles here, but the Staff is a united front in their subjugation. The proles here exist to serve and serve to exist those of us behind the curtain.
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#49
RE: Get to know your staff
August 7, 2016 at 10:49 am
(August 7, 2016 at 12:42 am)Mamacita Wrote: Another question:
Where's Moros?

He's definitely not tied up beneath that heavy, padlocked, wooden trapdoor in the fruit cellar, where those muffled screams seem to come from in the middle of the night. So there's absolutely no need for anyone to waste their time looking there.
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#50
RE: Get to know your staff
August 7, 2016 at 3:27 pm
Moros only turns up when we sacrifice a theist on the Alter of Eternal Despair which is the Municipal Temple of Vengeance.

We haven't had to do it for a long while, though. Perhaps we should consider it?
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