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The 'Random Lyrics When Drunk And In A Good Mood' thread.
August 22, 2016 at 2:28 am
This is the perhaps most specific thread on AF in the 8 years of AF.
This thread (one I am making when I am drunk) is SPECIFICALLY for posting lyrics that come to (mentally occur to) you when you're in a good mood AND in a state of drunkenness.
Here is my (at least first) submission:
Yummy, yummy, yummy
I got love in my tummy and I feel like a-lovin' you
Love, you're such a sweet thing, good enough to eat thing
And it's just a-what I'm gonna do
Ooh love to hold ya, ooh love to kiss ya
Ooh love I love it so, oh love you're sweeter
Sweeter than sugar
Ooh love, I won't let you go
Yummy, yummy, yummy
I got love in my tummy and as silly as it may seem
The lovin' that you're giving is what keeps me livin'
And your love is like peaches and cream
Kind-a like sugar, kind-a like spices
Kind-a like, like what you do
Kind-a sounds funny but your love honey
And honey, I love you
Ba, da, ba, da, da , da, da
Ba, da, da, da, da, da
Yummy, yummy, yummy
I got love in my tummy that your love can satisfy
Love, you're such a sweet thing, good enough to eat thing
And sweet thing, that ain't no lie
I love to hold ya, I love to kiss ya
Ooh love, I love it so
Ooh love, you're sweeter, sweeter than sugar
Ooh love, I wont let you go
Ba, da, ba, da, da , da, da
Ba, da, da, da, da, da
Sweet thing, yummy yummy
Sweet thing
Sweet thing, yummy yummy
Sweet thing
YAY! lol.
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RE: The 'Random Lyrics When Drunk And In A Good Mood' thread.
August 22, 2016 at 2:44 am
Almost anything by Billy Joel. Loudly and badly.
Dying to live, living to die.
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RE: The 'Random Lyrics When Drunk And In A Good Mood' thread.
August 22, 2016 at 6:22 am
Anything by Neil Diamond. Especially Sweet Caroline.
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RE: The 'Random Lyrics When Drunk And In A Good Mood' thread.
August 22, 2016 at 6:28 am
(This post was last modified: August 22, 2016 at 6:28 am by ignoramus.)
There's a pop song playing regularly on the radio these days by some girl.... Could be Selena ...Not sure...
In one of the lines she sings .....I can smell her on ya ...
I hear it as I can smell her onion! lol! Keep an ear out for it...
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
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RE: The 'Random Lyrics When Drunk And In A Good Mood' thread.
August 22, 2016 at 7:45 am
Here's some fun lyrics when drunk as fuck and in a happy-drunk (as opposed to sulky depressive drunk!) mood:
Suck my cockiness
Lick my persuasion
Eat my words and then
Swallow your pride down, down
Place my wants and needs
Over your resistance
And then you come around
You come around
You come around
I want you to be my sex slave
Anything that I desire
Be one with my feminine
Set my whole body on fire
Fair maiden Rihanna gate
Taking over your empire
She may be the queen of hearts
But Imma be the queen of your body parts
No one can do you
The way that I do
Boy I wa-a-ant
(Youuuuuu)
I love it, I love it
I love it when you eat it
I love it, I love it
I love it when you eat it
I love it, I love it
I love it when you eat it
I love it when you eat it
I love it when you eat it
I love it, I love it
I love it when you eat it
I love it, I love it
I love it when you eat it
I love it, I love it
I love it when you eat it
I love it when you eat it
I love it when you eat it
Suck my cockiness
Lick my persuasion
Eat my words and then
Swallow your pride down, down
Place my wants and needs
Over your resistance
And then you come around
You come around
You come around
I can be your dominatrix
Just submit to my every order
Enter my diamond matrix
Devour my golden flower
Make me your priority
There's nothing above my pleasure
She may be the queen of hearts
But Imma be the queen of your body parts
No one can do you
The way that I do
Boy I wa-a-ant
(Youuuuuuuu)
I love it, I love it
I love it when you eat it
I love it, I love it
I love it when you eat it
I love it, I love it
I love it when you eat it
I love it when you eat it
I love it when you eat it
I love it, I love it
I love it when you eat it
I love it, I love it
I love it when you eat it
I love it, I love it
I love it when you eat it
I love it when you eat it
I love it when you eat it
Homie don't beat it like a bullet
Beat my drum drum
Like a drum line boogie
(I love it when you)
Dive head first if you wanna
Sink to my body
Hold me tight mister lover
(I love it when you)
Do it like I do it
Like I said
Keep it up, boy
We can do this all day
Be my Harlem
And my St. Tropez
Never found nobody
That will do it this way
No one can do you
The way that I do
Boy I wa-a-ant
(Youuuuuu)
I love it, I love it
I love it when you eat it
I love it, I love it
I love it when you eat it
I love it, I love it
I love it when you eat it
I love it when you eat it
I love it when you eat it
I love it, I love it
I love it when you eat it
I love it, I love it
I love it when you eat it
I love it, I love it
I love it when you eat it
I love it when you eat it
I love it when you eat it
HELLO RHIANNA
Can I just bend you over instead? No? Well you didn't say no yet. Yes please, yum yum, yum yum. Oh look you like it that way.
LOL Ignore me.
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RE: The 'Random Lyrics When Drunk And In A Good Mood' thread.
August 22, 2016 at 7:58 am
My own spoof of "Welcome To The Jungle"
Welcome to McDonald's
It gets slower here every day
Learn to live like a Fry Cook
On our crappy pay
In McDonald's , WELCOME TO MCDONALD'S
I wanna hamburger with CHEESE CHEESE
No pickles please!
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My spoof of "This Girl's on Fire"
Donald Trump is a liar
Donald Trump is a liar
HIS PANTS ARE ON FIRE
Donald Trump is a liar
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